Things they could have done to improve the film

1. Channing could have at least put on some muscle to look like a mean dude

2. Channing could have had an eye patch and walked kinda crooked with a squinty eye - the result of many fights gone bad

3. In the beginning Channing could have sold Parrots instead of Harry Potter books, the Parrot would squawk all sorts of crap at the girl. It would have made for a great introduction between them, so when Channing finally met the girl it would have been "Hey sorry my parrot said he wanted to stab you in the face"... That sort of thing...

4. Terrace or Terrance needed a lot of character development, we couldn't connect with him. What he needed to do was stare into Channing's eyes so lovingly, so tenderly oh so gingerly every time he spoke to Channing, this way we would be like "awe, he likes Channing the not-so-heterosexual way"

5. Fight scenes should have been on a hill, this way they would have rolled down and everyone else, seeing how much fun it looked would have rolled down too...

This movie had so many great opportunities...