it was like watching porn with no s*x!! i half expected a plumber to walk thru the door saying he had come to service her pipes, honestly the worst acting ever.
I missed the last 10 minutes or so as i fell asleep but i can't even be bothered to watch it, i couldn't care less if they got out or not
just reading another couple of the posts, It was a comedy??? I didn't get that 1
couldn't agree more... to think I actually saw it out, OMG!
shareOh thank you, thank you. I thought maybe I had watched something else when I read some of the comments on here but no it was rubbish. Not a bad idea but really badly executed. Terrible acting, lazy director, poor production and written by an absent minded 3 year old does not make for a good or even funny movie.
I didn't even realise it was set in Germany until 5 minutes before the end. How come everyone spoke such great English (read American) in Germany, weird.
Steve
You didn't realise it was set in Germany, although the cash schmucko stole was euros and all the vehicles had German licence plates. Plus Billy Zane speaking a kind of English with a kind of Cherman accent. Sounds like you make the perfect audience for this stupid waste of celluloid.
There is no such animal as an American language, by the way.
Well Mr Picky Pickerson from Picksville
where could I start with your thread hmmm.
Euros... Well I'm pretty sure that there at least 20 countries that use the Euro
Billy Zane's "Cherman accent" ranged from American to a posh British to an almost South African at one point
Not that I saw anyone saying there was an American language You just took it upon yourself to let everyone know that there wasn't.. but actually there is,
OK as you pointed out its not an "Animal" but America does have a slightly different language than England..
PS I will give you the number plate comment and bow down to your superior knowledge of world wide vehicle registrations.
There are 24 countries and states that use the euro, although only 15 of them are member states.
You don't need a knowledge, superior or not, of number plates. On the plates for every vehicle there was a blue band at the left of the number with a letter 'D' in white. That denotes Deutschland.
So far as the language is concerned, the person to whose post I was replying wrote "How come everyone spoke such great English (read American) in Germany, weird." My point was - and is - that although you have changed a few spellings and in general are completely ignorant of the use of tenses, nevertheless it is English you are attempting to speak and not American. All countries where English is widely spoken, India for example, have differences, but the language remains English.
And it's not weird at all; children in most continental European countries learn English with their native language.
I hope this exlains things a little for you, Mr Poops. There's a big difference between being picky and in pointing out errors. After all, if I referred to the only actor in this farce as Zilly Bane I would expect to see people pickig me up on it.
HAHHAHAHAAHAHH,
"it was like watching porn with no s*x"
-Well said! TOTALLY AGREE.
The comment review is right on dot as well. Sucky acting, stupid dialogue, 3 year olds could have done better, and Billy Zane acting was the only decent one.
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