55. It's only ok for the 450 lb. black man to have his junk out. Everyone else studying their bodies gets to keep their underwear on.
56. Yoga instructors like to simulate sex with men's hot wives.
57. When offering to refund someone's money because "we have long waiting list', fail to point out those waiting will still have to wait get the vacated spot.
58. Unless the cost of going to the retreat was $50,000, saying you cannot afford to go to save your marriage unless your friends go in order to get the 50% discount, tells me you do not value your marriage that much.
59. Friends will break into your home at 2AM to sell you, one more time, on a retreat you already told them you cannot go on, and risk getting drilled with a 9mm.
60. Children will take it upon themselves, whether they are 7 years old or only 4, to call their grandpa at 2AM to come babysit them so their parents can go on vacation.
61. Upon getting this request from toddlers, grandpa will come over at 2AM without bothering to check with his son first.
62. Somehow, someway, despite all the protests to the contrary about going on an expensive retreat, all four couples will suddenly have the money and the time to attend, including the fat black man who cannot afford to buy a motorcycle without a co-signature.
63. This was a funny movie in spots, despite all the above.
Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H.L. Mencken
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