Juanita Bartlett


Though the "Sordid Lives" series is sort of a mixed bag so far, Del Shores has written some very funny material for the very funny Sarah Hunley who plays perpetual barfly Juanita Bartlett.

Having Juanita's laundry delivered to her at Bubba's bar was hilarious; having it be a stack of several blouses and skirts identical to the one she wears all the time was hysterical; having her wonder, in all seriousness, which one she should wear tomorrow was brilliant.

For me, the highlight of each episode is finding out what stream-of-conciousness ramblings are going to tumble out of her intoxicated head. Although none has yet reached the pinnacle of her "rooster" monologue from the film, the one about the midget shooting off her friend's breast while jitterbugging runs it a close second, and her inebriated wrong number calls to a radio station contest are a hoot as well.

Taking nothing away from any of the other performers (I am a big fan, but honestly, some of them are less gifted than others), I applaud Mr. Shores for creating such a wacky world, and especially to Ms. Hunley, who takes that wackiness to a whole other level, and then knocks it right out of the ballpark!

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I think Juanita is hilarious in the show. She wasn't one of my favorite characters in the movie but she has really come to life in the tv series.

I almost fell over laughing when she had her laundry delivered and she looked at them and asked herself what she'd wear today. She's got some great one lines wrote for her character in the series.

Overall I really love the show and can wait for Wednesday nights.

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I'd love to see Juanita, Sissy, and Lavonda as his backup singers, of course, Juanita would never be able to remember the words.

Or maybe Brother Boy and Bitsy May could do one of the old George Jones & Tammy Wynette duets together.

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I liked her story about her uncle who died in his daughter's wedding cake. Her final line in the story was a classic: "ALMOST ruined the wedding" LOL

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I think I know why I love Juanita's mixed up phone calls so much. They remind me of some of the ones I get every day as a 911 dispatcher.

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Hows about Juanita using pool chalk as her eye shadow?

Actor..Model..Broadcaster..BA in Broadcasting/Theatre...imaginary PhD in Marvel Comics

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Oh yeah! I nearly choked on a glass of tea when she did that- and in all seriousness told Lavonda that sometimes she didn't know what was real and what wasn't.

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I was not as fond of her in the movie as I am in the series. I am glad we have the opportunity to experience her more in the series. She has grown on me.

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"Bless her beer soaked brain...."

Bar none, I think I enjoy Juanita as much as I used to enjoy Pats and Eddie on "Absolutely Fabulous." Maybe even more. She's plays the best drunk I think I've ever seen.

You can't forget the guy she dated with "one testicle..." "Good Lord, Juanita, do we have to talk about that again? It makes us all so dang uncomfortable!" (Wardell)

Awesome show. When the hell do we get a box set??????????

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I love Juanita Bartlett! Truly one of the greatest sitcom side characters ever. Everyone of her lines had me giggling. Sitting in church when Vera announces her petition to get Bubba's shut down "once and for all"....Juanita, *beep* and pops the top off her beer. LMAO

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