Please watch this.

My all time "Worse Movie Ever" should be seen by all so that y'all know what a "worse movie ever" really is. This is the epitome of "worse movie ever" and nothing really comes close at least in films made in the last 75 years or so.

Worse writing, directing, cutting, and even the video and audio is the "worst of the worst". The film appears to be filmed on a Wal-Mart cheapo video camera including the built in audio and attached microphones that comes with such cameras. When you can hear the actors speaking over the background noise, you can't understand what they are saying. With no captions available it's hard to follow but should probably be watched (if you really want to subjugate yourself to this crap) by all the "worst movie ever" crowd.

The actors/actresses seem to be the ugliest homeless people off the streets of Tijuana (or L.A.) they could find. Truly the "Worst Movie Ever." The IMDB crowd felt it was so bad they originally gave it a 1.6 rating but fearing that the director and producer would commit suicide for creating such a totally worthless film, it has now dropped to a 1.5 and a continued drop is expected.

If you haven't seen this masterpiece of worseness, the epitome of pitiful pitifulness on whole wheat, then rent this film and view it so that in the future when you speak of the "worst ever" you truly have something to judge against.

Seriously, even after three showers, one sitz bath, and a sulfuric acid enema I still felt unclean after watching it and I was only able to get food down days later. Alas, even 12 years after viewing this movie I'm getting retching spasms writing about it.

Truly the worst of the worse. It doesn't even have one atom of social redeeming value, not even one meson of entertainment, and is probably responsible for the wars in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, and the lawlessness of the Sudanese pirates. Most likely, the poor economic condition of the world is caused by the the making, producing, and releasing of this thing called a movie.

God help us all if any more films this bad are released on DVD!



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My favorite: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb