You've been playing too much when...
You see a first aid box and get excited as if you'd actually find a stimpack in there.
You see a bobby pin and think "ooh! I need that!"
Serious. not joking. Ive done both of these.
You wonder if you really could make a bottlecap mine out of a lunchbox and cherry bombs.
more...
~My customary farewell would seem oddly self-serving, so I'll just say 'Good luck'~