Favorite Quotes
I don't ski, but my friends gave me tequila. I don't drink tequila. It makes me ski.
Frosty's dead. Don't be dead Frosty.
A guy knocks on my door the other day and tells me that people are starvin in Kosovo. I said "I've been here all day pal"
So here I am, walkin up 20 flights of stairs in flip flops and a speedo......PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER......now don't visualize, let's just move on shall we.
Not exact word for word but you get the idea.