What a Rip-Off!


of a famous movie ;)

Warning this is a joke thread.
I haven't seen this "movie" but I can clearly say Indy 4 is better, thats not too bad.
Or Allan Quatermain movies! If anyone even remember those.

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Sorry, but no. Indy 4 is a big steaming pile of rat sh!t. Jack Hunter is ten times better than Indy 4 will ever be!. Here, where I am, it came as a trilogy of three 90 minute movies in one box. And I paid £7 for it so that was real value for money with the amount of entertainment to be had from all three movies. I wouldn't squirt piss in the direction of Indy 4 if it was on fire.

"What we gotta do is we gotta snag that tall dude and stomp the sh!t out of him!."

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I liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Like James Rolfe (The Angry Video Game Nerd), I think it is the #1 sequel that isn't as bad as everyone says it is. I know what everyone says, the Prairie Dogs and the Monkeys are only a few seconds, the fridge... yes, it was far fetched! But people treat it as if nothing far fetched ever happened before in an Indiana Jones movie. I mean sure you can't survive a nuke by hiding in a fridge, but you also can't survive jumping out of a plane in rubber raft and going over a mountain slope into a river, or going over a cliff in a tank, it's just a f*@king movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4fsrzp8Mhw. This mini-series however was first-class crap the characters were horsesh*t, the storyline was surprisingly uninteresting, the lead character couldn't be a bigger rip-off of Indy, hell it had me saying "just crack out a whip already and get it over with!", I'll say it again there is no originality here. I agree with Richard Roeper and Roger Ebert on Indy 4, Roger gave it a 3.5/4, and Rich said "There's nothing but entertainment value here".

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