i was the pizza guy who brought u the food!! when is the release date and can i see a preview....anyway let me know when you guys get this.....it seemed awesome from what i saw, congrats....
Steve
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hey there steve, the movie is screening online 2/19/08, 2/23/08 and 2/24/08 at:
www.insomnifest.com
after that, it will be hitting dvd later this fall as well as doing several live screenings at various conventions including the Secaucus NJ Fangoria Weekend of Horrors this coming June.
thanks for the pizzas btw. too bad we couldnt kill you in the movie.
Chris
hey whats up man, sorry for taking so long to get back, ive been away. yea now i wish i would have been killed in it, would have been so fun. any future projects around north jersey??
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we're not sure where we will be filming next. once we get funding, that usually denotates where we go. but ill keep you posted.
thanks for getting back to me chris...i cant wait to see this film. from what i saw it looked really awesome. thank again man...
shareYeah, actually I wouldn't of mind killing you myself, ashame you couldn't of stayed longer then!!! Muahahaha!!!
"The Junkie"
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Hi,
I'm the guy who made those pizzas Steve brought over to you. I worked like a f ucking dog to get all those pizzas prepared and you f uckers didn't tip us jackshi t. Thanks a lot dic kheads. The movie kicks as s.
i dont know what youre talking about. steve got a fat tip that day. had you delivered the pizza's you woulda got a fat tip too.
shareWell, I apologize. I shouldn't have directed my animosity toward your film and its crew. I clearly should've directed it towards that a ss b. honker Steve, who perenially denies me a fair cut of tips from the large scale orders. He's a lecher and a crook and I appreciate your honesty, as my foot going up his a ss ought to rectify this imbalance on the ledger of what's rightfully mine! Thanks a lot. And again, sensational horror flick. I only wish I had two godd amn pennies to rub together.
sharePetroEarl,
When I read your first post, I honestly thought you were kidding. You should be ashamed of yourself, writing to the director of a movie because you didn't think you received a tip for delivering pizza! First of all, I have never in my life heard of a customer having to be concerned about tipping anyone except the person who delivers to them personally. What kind of business do you run that you have the nerve to approach a customer like this? You say you wish you had "two godd ammn pennies to rub together". Try being a starving filmmaker. I can't speak for the team who created this film, as i have never met them personally. But I know that it takes a tremendous amount of drive and determination for young filmmakers to get their work to this point. Do you think they are wealthy? If you only knew the trials and tribulations that filmmakers must go through to get funding to bring their dreams to life, you would be a bit more sympathetic, I would think.
In the future, present your hard feelings to your own delivery person who is responsible for collecting your tips. If you were aware that he has caused problems for you in the past, them take it up with him. The first rule of any good business is that you should appreciate your customers. I am personally shocked by your attitude and embarrassed for the filmmakers who had to take time from their busy day to respond to your posting.
Sheila
Sheila, Sheila, my Irish lassie,
When are you going to learn not to butt into other people's beeswax, silly? Didn't you realize before you even pressed down your Bold and Italics buttons, that I'm just a hard-working pizza cook, and maybe I've got dreams of my own? My dream is not have starf ucking delivery guys whore all my hard-earned cash away with their shi teating grins and uncle tommeries. Where's my cut? Listen. I like bigshot celebrities like Chris R. Notarile as much as the next guy. I'm a person of flesh of blood just like you, madam. But I'm also a man of principles. I'm sorry if that offends you so much. How big of you to step in for someone that has s hit to do with you. I sure am awful sorry to snatch away a few moments of your precious director's time. I'm sure he's just too busy creating Art for the whole world to cherish and probably has little wiggle room in his schedule for a dough slinging slimeball like me to eat up all his time b itching about a few farthings. Is that it, Sheila?
You ask me what kind of business I run to dare question the authority of your hack horror schlockmeister. Well, let's just say I run a business called telling it like it is, Ms. Thang, and I run that b itch out of home. And I don't give two s hits if it's your starving filmmaker, the President of the Filmmaker's Guild, or even Edward f ucking Norton who made that film about the President, when I feel I have been shat upon for my lowly lot in life, I speak up. Hell, I'm no business owner. I'm just a fat f ucking slob who lives with his disabled dad. I suppose you find me boorish to suggest my fair pittance. You say I wasn't "actually" present and rendering any kind of service to the customer, and therefore I'm not "deserving" of a cash reward. May be, Sheila. May be. But for you to tell me how to do my job? Well, let's just say I don't go down to where you work and slap the dic k out of your mouth.
You know who you sound like, Sheila the Irish lassie? You sound like a big pile of s hit. And I'll thank you to stay out of the affairs of others. Unless, that is, you want to foot the unpaid bill for your new tip-snubbing boyfriend. I'll just have to check in with my girl Niki and see what she thinks about all of this. I'm sure she had her reasons for kicking Chris out and, frankly, it's none of my business. On second thought, maybe you two tightwads deserve each other.
Arrivederci,
B. Britches
PS - My name isn't PetroEarl. I suggest you get some lasers surgery for your wea kass eyesight.
what the hell is all this about? dude, britches, i have no idea what you think is going on.
1. im not famous. im a regular guy who makes movies for a living. im not rich. im not stingy and im not stuck up.
2. i booted niki's ass out for doing drugs and cheating on me. so um, if you want, check in with her all you want dude. facts dont lie. just her.
3. you truly are out of place in all this and your responses dont seem to prove otherwise. rule of thumb is, you tip the delivery guy. you as his boss are to work out your logistics with him regarding tips and cuts of said tip. not to mention, this is all over 2 years ago. what gives man?
just about everything you said was uncalled for and out of line. say what you want man, but you sound like a jackass. and im sure you wont interpret this message correctly either. but whatever.
the bottom line. grow up and get some manners.
Chris .R. Notarile
Mr. Notarile:
Due to the increasingly belligerent and constant badgering of my client, B. Britches, by you and your crony(Sheila), I will serve as intermediary in all subsequent exchanges for the sake of legal, and shall I say ethical, clarity.
1. Let me reiterate what my client has already stated quite clearly. B. Britches is NOT the owner of this pizza or any other business establishment. He works full-time as a pizza cook in order to provide for his disabled father. The low wages he earns are only supplemented by his share in tips for large-scale orders where he must serve as a veritable one-man catering service.
2. B. Britches considers himself a very big fan of 'Methodic,' as he stated in his first two messages. It pains him to have fallen in dutch with the film's director, but his destitution and concern for the well-being of his father, goaded him into making contact with the producers of said film. Call it naivete if you will, but Britches believed that if the filmmakers were made aware of their mistake (for further details, look here: http://tipthepizzaguy.com/objections/delcharge.htm), then surely they would seek to rectify the ill they had done him. It is beginning to look like he was mistaken in this regard.
3. As an attorney-at-law and avid reader, I have learned to dislike unnecessary enumerations like the ones in your previous note, as they are oftentimes an annoying distraction from an otherwise choppy, incoherent argument.
4. Yes, it is true that Niki broke the sacred covenant of marriage; but she only did so after feeling an insurmountable rift had already been created between you two by the increasing chaos of your lives as you strove to achieve your ambitions. The drugs and cheating only came as the painful afterbirth to an already stillborn relationship. The unfortunate outcome of such a divide should not preclude you or Niki from cherishing what you once had. After all, neither of you would be where you are today without the other, and my client is the last person in the world who would want to further estrange you from the potential mother of your presently nonexistent children.
5. If I can speak frankly, in representing B. Britches, I think I speak to his best interest when I tell you my client would be more than happy to put this ugly display of bruised egos and deflated fiscal worth behind him in exchange for what he wants more than anything else in the first place: to be an actor in your next film. My client loves your movies, Mr Notarile, and he thinks you are incredibly talented (albeit a bit of a miser) and would be gracious enough to forget the whole ordeal for his big chance at stardom. If you have failed to notice yet, my client has a "can do" attitude with ample "follow through." His remarkable charisma and acting chops have heretofore only been privvied by his semi-quiescent father and myself, his attorney and proud brother-in-law.
If you were to give B. Britches a starring role in your next film, I have his notarized word that he would consider the hatchet duly buried and you two could close this unfortunate chapter in your mutual history and look forward to a fruitful collaboration. No doubt, as you two gallavant from ComiCon and Fangoria conventions to Thai brothels, you could one day laugh about this rueful beginning to what will certainly be one of Hollywood's legendary partnerships. You can revel in the good fortune of being a cheapskate when the history books are written and B. Britches is declared the Lon Chaney to your Tod Browning.
I look forward to sending any future scripts and treatments directly to my client, and I wish you the best of luck in all your penny-pinching endeavors.
Respectfully,
John Baxter, J.D.
Actually, I made the decision to leave Chris for many reasons and I'm sure it's not hard to see why. I don't like to stoop to a level of this type of thing, but when I read my ex-husband talking about me in a negative way, especially in a way that's trying to make him seem like a saint, I have to stand up for myself. Everyone knows truth deep inside.
that truth would be.... what? infidelity? i don't think anyone forced you to have affairs. but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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