body count!!
in order and how do they die??
share1. Brad - Gets stabbed in the eye by an attacking coat hanger!! OH NOOOOO!!!!
2. Jocelyn - Screams for like 5 minutes but finally shuts up when a hook from the roof strikes into her neck.
3. Suzette - Keeps yelling for her BF for like 5068866 times but finally gets attacked and slashed by a wolf.
4. Arnold - Electrocuted in a girly way.
5. Rhett - The ghosts catch him gossiping too much so he gets his lips ripped off and his right ear torn off by a knife...VERY SLOWLY.
6. Eva - All the male ghosts thinks she is so beautiful that a girl ghost gets mad and makes a HUGE Tv fall right on her face after slipping on a banana peel.
7. Julie - Jumps out of a window after seeing a humongous bee flying in random ovals and unfortunately lands on a car.
8. Reverend - Set on fire by some ghost that hates fire.
9. Mortimer - Attacked by the wolf...BUT IN SLOW MOTION.
10. Marla - After Mortimer gets bitten and slashed to death, she sees his death and screams for a whole ten minutes. The wolf can't take her screaming anymore so it decides to run after her and slash her to death. And since this is a kid we're talking about, it's off screen.
11. Mondrique - After realizing something is wrong, even after he witnessed Suzette's and Arnolds death, he runs outside, but gets head chopped off by a floating katana.
12. Anthony - He is so ugly that the ghosts decide to pour acid on to his face.
Now he's even uglier!
13. Anna - She gets drowned in the pool by the devil's daughter, offscreen.
14. Samantha - After finally reaching to her car, and about to drive off, a metal pole crashes into her windowshield, and into her left eye. Good aim!
The survivor is Fiona, and she laughs at how everyone is dead and how foolish they are not to follow her warnings. The ghosts laugh too, and so does George Bush.