big steaming pile of donkey turd

This film is so inexcusably bad I’m convinced there’s grounds for criminal charges to be brought against the makers ;)

It’s literally comparable to me picking up a camcorder one afternoon, filming my mates re-enact a bunch of scenes from our favourite films, calling it a movie and conning some poor bastard into buying it off me. Films like this belong on youtube as part of a showreel or to pad out a film students CV, but nowhere else!

If there’s anyone out there wanting to defend it by saying they were working with a limited budget then take a look at some of the very films it rips. These were made for next to nothing and became classics. There’re loads out there! In fact, re-watch the film Session 9 for an example of how it should be done.

fVck me, this was bad.