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How to know you are seriously losing it

posted 9 years ago by Green-Eyed-Girl31
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1. Start talking out loud to yourself in the ladies room mirror without even checking under the stalls to see if anyone else is in there.

2. Copy the home movie of the boss you're obsessed with playing with his daughter in the park and leave it around for your apparently already known to be nosy roommate to find and watch and threaten you with.

3. Always, Always, wear your hair up in the same ponytail, no matter what event or situation you are in.

4. Obsessively wipe off your phone and/or use hand sanitizer. You wouldn't want that poison you bought to possibly have left any residue on your hands now would you?

"You met me at a very strange time in my life"

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

5. when one glass of champagne gives you the ability to see into the future.

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[–] Green-Eyed-Girl31 9 years ago

One good aspect of the whole insanity thing, is it does seem to give you the ability to talk clearly, and otherwise have conversations with yourself in lot's of places with nobody ever hearing you. Must be some very thick doors in the hotels in NY.

"You met me at a very strange time in my life"

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[–] nicolecolee 7 years ago

6. Sabatoge the lives of two people so you can be included on a trip with said love interest.