Weak Beard is Weak
It's no wonder the blond one got left behind; he's got the weakest beard since Orlando Bloom. Even weaker is his chin. He's a boy in a man's world. Odin help him.
shareThe blonde one was sooo cute. I would have raped him, if I had been a native as well. His personality was a bit too..... primal though.
Thank god that he didn't have a beard. I wouldn't have been able to watch this thing the whole through - if it had just been two dirty looking men with beards - like a 70s macbeth film.
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