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Thorax Team?

posted 16 years ago by lysergic-acid
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who the hell writes this crap?

when there's so much creative talent out there, why do TV networks only produce asinine crap like this? it's very easy to find good sci-fi material out there. there's an overabundance of brilliant and original sci-fi novels and short stories that could potentially be adapted for TV. so how does crap like this consistently get shown?

is it too expensive to license decent sci-fi stories? or is it just that TV networks like the Sci-Fi channel are run by corporate douchebags who intentionally pander to the lowest common denominator?

[–] alexnader78 16 years ago

this was the absolute worst film i have EVER seen, i quite litteraly have no word to describe how monumentaly bad it was.
i ... i .... i don't know what to say:
actors: bad, CGI: horrendous (even for a low budget) even the weapons looked like assembled sewage pipes.

And i've seen some cheap Cambodian zombie movies (that were undertoned with nationalist propaganda and the strong hint that if you engaged in premarital sex it would end up being with a transexual for sure) that were SO much better than this.

PLEASE, DEAR GOD, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

It leaves you feeling very dirty. i will never get that 1h30 back.
And just so you are warned: i'm a very humourous person and there were NO funny parts in this movie (i mean not even any "so bad it's funny" moments) it's just plain bad.

PS: if i could, i would have given it 0.5/10

[–] bogwart-1 16 years ago

Why the 0.5 then?

[–] Leonhart-PL 16 years ago

Avoid this *beep* dudes - horrible, horrible I say!

--==RIP R-rated action movies==--
"Notepad" - next exciting Uwe Boll epic

[–] kairingler 15 years ago

i really didn't care for this one at all,, i thought that Tom wopat was very lame in this one, with wooden acting at best.
are you going to bark all day little doggie,, or are you going to bite