100 Things I Learned From 'The Hive'
1. When you have a weapon that is capable of wiping out millions of ants at a time, it's best not to fire it when you really need to.
2. Massive swarms of ants are such a problem in the world that countries actually hire glorified pest control companies with amazing advanced technology to help them.
3. It's possible to bargain with ants, but must be done when the ants are holding one little girl hostage.
4. When escaping trillions of ants, and saving a little girl, row a little ways off shore, then stop and chat.
5...after escaping ants for a second time and losing a little girl in the process, row a little ways off shore, stop, then make-out in the canoe.
6. Small Southeast Asian island countries have nukes.