To Angela: (something along the lines of this)
"your breasts are big..are you on your period?"
lol i just thought that was incredible.
"Was your vagina drunk?!" ~Knocked Up
"soviets!!"
"Bow down to the king!" ---after winning the animal/photo challenge with only 2 minutes and a llama.
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"How are you feeling Andre?"
"I'm feeling Soviet."
"[on the treadmill]
"How are you feeling Andre?"
"I'm feeling Soviet.""
^^Haha. During that competition, I was just waiting for them to break out into a full-fledged battle like in the movie 300 - though that would've been pretty hot actually, lol.
"The new UPs guy was like walking porn!" - Legally Blonde: The Musical
People kill to be us bro! We are GODS!!! - Andre
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after lisa and andre have been fighting outside
jesse-andre what's wrong?
andre-nothing i'm russian
oh that's so priceless!!!!
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everyone is in awe of bill nigh (is that how you spell his last name?) the science guy and going on about how they used to just love his show and andre is simply like "who's bill nigh?", that to me was funny since everyone was making a big deal over him.
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thats the greatest thing ever!!
im going to use that next time someone asks me whats wrong..
- damn I hope he wins!!!
I belive stickman got that wrong... it is "SOVIETS!!!!!!!!" *insert arm motion here*
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Imitating Daniel's meltdown. "It's myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy birthday." It was the tone that cracked me up.
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"Andre: "You're so weak. It bothers me""
^^Lol. Someone should allow Andre to be a walk-on extra in a movie or show and just allow him to ad-lib on the spot. That would be hilarious, no doubt.
"The new UPs guy was like walking porn!" - Legally Blonde: The Musical
"thank you, babe" to mary alice.
i thought that was hilarious.
"how dare she!"
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"uh what's your name again?" only been with each other how long?
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when he couldn't remember angela's name was pretty funny...
talking about lisa in tonights epp:
"honey, mary-alice's last name is NOT alice! it's stephenson! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING??"
then when he was talking about mandy lynn...saying that "i guess you do adult stuff now" or something like that
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that was so freaken hilarious!!!!
he's like....
"i don't know who you are, but your *beep* orange" or something like that
then he went on to talk about everyone else on the wall
and he forgot angela's name lmao
If you watch the video "From Russia With Love" he says this and more
"Suddenly they put fat *beep* people on billboards, they walk four blocks and get tired. Is that what they want? Is that what they want humanity to be like?"
"I don't like sexy, I want anger, I want betrayal, I want upset..."
"I would rather live on an island by myself and steal some girl and be a caveman for the rest of my life"
"Male models aren't gay. That's *beep*
"To live a predictable live with a fat wife and two fat kids and a fat *beep* dog, that's not life to me. You're already dead."
"It doesn't matter if it's a man or woman or a *beep* dog or baby, you touch me you cross a line."