lol andre 'soviet'

you dont have to know the language to be proud of where your lineage comes from.
and dont be jelous, because he probably knows more languages than you...

He was such a douche. He wasnkt attractive in the least, and he looked like one of those cheap, foreign, bareback porn stars... In fact, I think that's probably where I've seen him before.

Actually, that and other clues made me wonder if he was a real Russian. His English was too good. It had flow like a native speaker. Though he had an "accent" of a sort, it wasn't strong and could be explained away as something he picked up from parents no matter where they lived. He understood too much of American pop culture, even old things.

Plus as far as language, he *said* he spoke Russian. The thing the woman asked him was easy. Even I recognized it, and I only took a semester of Russian in high school nearly 19 years ago. He should have been able to answer it.

Or you could learn capitalization.