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Things I learned from watching Blood Monkey


F. Murray Abraham should be beaten over the head with his Oscar.

The characters, as well as the title itself, refer to the beasts as monkeys, although they are apes.

A person pulled screaming from a tent will not be heard by the occupants of the tent twenty feet away.

The apes can reason, create elaborate booby-traps, and have apparently mastered the use of tools, but still prefer to live in a dark cave.

CGI ain't cheap, that's why old Grape Ape and Magilla Gorilla cartoons were obviously used to show the animals in all their glory.

You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

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6. the jungle is fun!

7. young people are idiots

8. Sci Fi has no scruples

9. there are now chimps in asia

10. The Bear from BJ and The Bear is still working

11. when a Bloodmonkey pees he REALLY pees.

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they were in Africa

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12. I wanted to watch was a movie about monkeys, and I all got was another POS from the Sci-Fi channel.

Coffee makes me a mite nervous

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All Sci-Fi original movies suck...

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Very true. However, without the Sci-Fi original turdfests, Lance Henriksen, Casper Von Dien, and Dean Cain wouldn't be able to eat!

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

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lol Oh yea, that's right. And they also need money to drive expensive cars, nice clothes, and pretend to be hugely successful and important, so that chicks could dig them...

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Ha ha ha ha ha

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Its easy for college students with no experience to rappel down a cliff hundreds of feet high.

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When fleeing from dangerous creatures, make sure you run into a cave which is OBVIOUSLY a place they inhabit.

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