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Best Line in the Movie

posted 15 years ago by andrew-wall-00
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I think the best line in the movie is-

Zapp: So they want to play mini golf eh, two can play at that game or even four depending on the number of ball colours available, I choose pink.
Kif: That's their colour sir
Zapp: The hell it is

That line had me rofl cause Zapp is the best character and his lines are always funny
(the alien mothership is in orbit here, if we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.)

oh and when he says
Zapp: We made it through Kif, how many men did we lose
Kif: All of them

What do you think?

[–] Comrade_Baron 15 years ago

"You're on Frytime"

Not sure why but that line is brilliant.

[–] chaser_12 15 years ago

every time they said they need to use Fry's Cellphone-Telephone

[–] Astrolupine 15 years ago

"Oh wait, THREE times the luck! I stepped on a leprechaun!"

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[–] grenadeist 15 years ago

"You see this gun" *CRUSH* "Thats what i'm gonna do to Bender if he wins this tournament"

I laughed so hard at that

[–] kristinarnors 13 years ago

My favorites are:

Mr Wong's: Oh yeah, I loove miniature golf, love eeevrything about it. Except for how damn miniature it is!"

And then when Calculon and some ladybot are steeping into a mansion where he hopes to find the robot his girlfriend had been cheating on him with and he says: "This house looks familiar" and she says: Oh Calculon, I'm afraid you have a fourth personality the other three don't know about, and it and I are lovers".

[–] SenileFelines 15 years ago

"Well, I'm Leo Wong and I say BOOM."

[–] chaser_12 15 years ago

All the above were brilliant. Love the leo wong oneXD

[–] Kuntzi 15 years ago

"All in! I mean, fold. Whatever."

I wonder if this line is actually from a Finnish televised poker tournament Pokeritähti 2007 (Poker Star). The guy who won the whole thing accidentally said all in when he meant fold. Haha.

[–] GiveYourselfAHand 15 years ago

"We've identified the femdito leader as my ex-lover Turanga Leela, who I once made love at."

[–] barricade 15 years ago

Not so much a line as a gag; when Zapp gives Kif and order and he and Bender both drop their heads and sigh.

Anything with Kif/Zapp is gold though.

"That's their colour"
"The hell it is!"

[–] mariotomchev 15 years ago

Leela: Put your hands in the air!
Snoop Dogg: Should we wave them like we just don't care?
Leela: That's optional.

She gave me her cherry
She's my virgin suicide

[–] frylock424 15 years ago

Bender: "I've got so much luck it's shooting out like luck diarrhea!"

[–] anonim-5 15 years ago

Robot Mafia Don: "Now, I'm suspicious!"

It cracked me up, didn't think they could hold the entire joke with him that long.

[–] ratherbeast32 15 years ago

Labarbara: Great she-cattle of seattle!
Hermes: Not your strong suit woman!

[–] chaser_12 15 years ago

yeah, and the second time when she tries that and Hermes says something like that

[–] mikethecoder 15 years ago

Bender: I need you to approve a phone tap
Nixon: As many as you want!
Bender: I only need one...
Nixon: Let's call it six.

[–] glooba110 15 years ago

Hermes: And striped biologist taunters!
Animal: Whadda gonna do, shoot us?!

The bullseye on their chest was just icing...

[–] mejorhaha 15 years ago

oh my god...the greatest line in this movie is the greatest futurama line of all time...

tickle-me-bender: (heheeheheehe) quit touching my junk pervert!

i had to pause the movie cause i was laughing so hard...

cheers

mike

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[–] inanc 15 years ago

I can't just pick up one line say it is the best. Every line is genius accompanied with wonderful and funny animation.

:: Fry old buddy, it's me! Bender! ::

[–] itzie5 15 years ago

Leala: Professor! Zoidberg! Hermies! uhh...
Scruffy: Scruffy... the janitor!

I had to pause the film because I was laughing so hard. The scruffy, zoidberg, hermes, and professor moments were the funniest of the film. XD

[–] mattmad39 15 years ago

Much easier to kill then those damn ponies
click clock click clock
rat atatatatatat
neehhu

[–] CharlesP2009 15 years ago

"Into the breach, meatbags."

[–] mapatric 15 years ago

I 2nd "Into the breach, meatbags."

Also,not a funny line, but from Leela: "I love you to"

*beep* finally, go fry.

[–] iamroont 15 years ago

joey mousepad:"Hey skip, I can see a guys butt." hahahaha
not the best but i laughed like crazy.

theres to many to list

"im bender. Lets do it!" hahah
...
donbot: "hello bender, welcome back to our universe"

i think the absolute best line in the movie tho is

fry: "...theres no one here whos thoughts cant be read. no one! except...except me."

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Seth MacFarlane is the only real joke Family Guy ever had

[–] SleazyMartinez 15 years ago

I got two: Fone would be my second choice (building up suspense ;-))

Bender and Donbot's girl are discovered at the restaurant:
Girl:" Donbot, honey, what a pleasant shock. I was just having dinner alone when suddenly you walk in on us."

And my absolute favourite, surpassed in all of Futurama's history by Zooidbergs "Gracias":
Bender accepting money for ratting Leela out. Nixon asks if he would truly do this for a few samolians.
Bender: "It's not about the money, Nixon. Though i'd like much more."

Pure brilliance. Made it my text tone on my cellphone.

Greetings

Sleazy

[–] domeus_christk4 15 years ago

I loved Fry's, "I said it with my thinker, not my talker."

and...

"How many men did we lose?"
*sigh* "All of them sir."
"Good, then they won't have to mourn each other."

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I don't have a drinking problem, I just like to be on T.V.

[–] HGBlob 15 years ago

Too many to list- lots of good ones already posted. I'll just add:

Preacherbot: "Cover the chirrun's eyes!"