Needs a Boom Chicka Wow Wow Soundtrack

Q. What do you get if you take a crappy 1970's porno and remove all the sexy bits?

A. The Portal (2010)

In fact you would probably see better acting in a crappy low budget back room 1970's porno video than this film...

I guess we can see where the $3,500,000 went in hiring Stacy Keach and Michael Madsen because it certainly didn't go on cinematography, scripting, direction, effects, locations, storyline or props...

Complete garbage from start to finish...

I have seen better creations from kids with their parents camcorders than this festering pile of rancid garbage...