Suicide Attempt...

...sounds remarkably similar to that mentioned in Half Man Half Biscuit's "Seal Clubbing"

> Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
> When he reached out for the jar
> He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
> But a Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way
> Ooh Ooh to kill yourself


"Well I... Well I thought she was a sandwich, 'til she went spare on me finger."