Who needs a urban myth? There are real rednecks that bang relatives that live in the Ozarks.
When are you people going to take the time to learn what the hell you are talking about before making classifications you can't even define, much less recognize?
Look at snakes... some people say all snakes are the same, but it is a very good idea to know how to tell a copperhead from a cottonmouth before it gets close enough to actually see inside the mouth. If you are unlucky (or unobservant, or just flat-out stupid) enough to be bitten, you should know if it was a moccasin or a chicken-snake.
Rednecks do not live in the mountains or foothills... those would be hillbillies, and there are several kinds.
Start there, and if you manage to learn a thing or two try moving on to the other areas if you think you can figure things out. Good luck if you even bother to suck it up and try to learn a little... outsiders are usually unable to get beyond the basics.
Or you can always bond with the other idiots in the ER that wanted to pet or feed the cute turtle...
The wild, cruel animal is not behind the bars of a cage. He is in front of it.
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