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Helpful guide to writing a fake IMDb review

posted 15 years ago by BitterMan23
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1. Give it 8 out of 10 stars.
2. Never cite any specifics when praising cast or crew.
3. Mention one minor flaw, to throw off suspicion that you are a fake.
4. Never review a single movie ever again.
5. Fail to explain why of all the movies you've ever seen, this is the one that made you decide to make an IMDb account so that you could review it.

Current "user comment" from "GRubin88" on the main page for this film is a perfect example!

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[–] Hezakiah4 15 years ago

<Laughing my ass off> Double high 5 on that. Sometimes I think they pay these guys to put good reviews to some of the swill pumped out of a camera.

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[–] Spycat 10 years ago

Ha! Ha!
You are number 19, my friend!:
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