Name the worst part of the film


I would say, the part about "celtic" being a language.

Clearly the writers didn't do any research or they were 12.

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I don't know about the worst parts, buy here's what pissed me off.

Yes using the "celtic" language to fire the weapons on the night raven was bad. Why not speak latin?

Scarlett not knowing that she's a very attractive women. For someone who was the team's intelligence officer, she just didn't get it. But Dr. Sheldon Copper is smart as hell, and he doesn't get it. So maybe it can be called a wash.

Cobra's sonic weapons.

Everything that Marlon Wayans did. Why Ripcord? Why not have him as Stalker who was a old friend of Snake Eyes?

And the director sucked.

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The murder of Cover Girl. A death scene so random, wasteful and pointless that it forced me to pay more attention death scenes. It's one thing to kill off a character for the sake of action or drama. It's something else to kill off a character because...um...nobody's dying.

To quote one of my favorite time travelers: "Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not everyday. Not today."

Brother Maynard, bring forth the holy hand grenade!

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Duke going to the funeral in the rain on his motorcycle while wearing sunglasses...wtf??

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The worst part by far was Channing Tatum, he is one of the worst actors, this movie sucked so much, like the cheesiest movie to have ever been birthed.

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He's such generic actor isn't he. He's no Johnny Depp, as in nobody says let's go see the new Channing Tatum film. He's getting paid so great for him but I'm not a fan. I don't dislike the guy but what I've seen him do thus far isn't that creative or otherwise interesting.

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Going to a particle accelerator lab (CERN?) to "activate" "nanites".

I think the movie was created by a secret cult of religionists as a mockery to physics research and the laws of physics.

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The part that cracks me up is the otherwise practical, business-savvy Destro constantly pulling off these risky and stupid maneuvers that could (and did) jeopardize his entire plan.

He sends the Baroness on a mission to attack a convoy led by her ex-lover, knowing full well they have a history together. What if he survives the attack and makes the Baroness? Of course, as we all know, this is exactly what happens and sets the entire plot into motion...

Yeah, as Storm Shadow said, you should've sent him in the first place. Sure, Snake Eyes probably would've recognized him, but at least Destro didn't even know who the hell Snake Eyes was at the time and thus wouldn't come off looking like a complete fool.

He then allows Zartan, the key to his whole scheme, to tag along with the rest of his goons to attack the Pit.

What if General Hawk managed to blow Zartan's brains out? Or hell, what if Zartan accidentally got hit by a stray pulse blast or grenade during all that commotion?

There goes your well-laid plains, McCullen.

In the original script Zartan did not accompany the Pit strike force, and I certainly understand why the filmmakers made this change--to give Zartan more screen time--but, again, this makes the otherwise competent Destro look like a bumbling idiot.

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any plot revelation

i still laugh that Marlon Wayan's character comes off as a typical grunt solider kind of throw in the mix and somehow makes up the realization that McCullen is playing both sides. at least have one of the brainac characters figure that out, then of course it is met with channing tatum's monotone emotionless "that double crossing son of a b!tch"

then Channing Tatum grabbing the case with the warheads and trying to run away, yet we know his goal was to activate the tracking beacon, yet none of the bad guys gave that a thought? I don't judge this part TOO much cause I think they kind of hinted at Baroness was aware what he did since she was conflicted anyways but still the fact Storm Shadow was laughing thinking so one dimensional "haha silly opponent, trying to run away on ice with the case, I mean so far you have proven intelligence and skill and have been a strong opponent but right now I am just gonna assume all you were doing was running away with our case"

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