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Five best/funniest lines....

posted 14 years ago by btkfan-1
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in my opinion were, in terms of both the line itself and its comic delivery by the actor....

"Just wait right there and i'll be right back to cut your penis's" - Abraham

"Yeah, God also told him to chop off the tip of his d*ck" - Zed

"Now I'm upside down and i really have to pee" - Oh

"Did he just hurl his own ball at him? How spectacular" - High Priest

"You were holding a rock and he ran into it with his face repeatedly until he just couldn't pull through" - Oh

How about the rest of you guys? Five best/funniest lines in the movie?

[–] ftremblay 14 years ago

"Seems like a waste of a pretty good virgin to me."

[–] mmablaster 14 years ago

"Now I'm upside down and i really have to pee" - Oh - only funny scene in the movie.

http://coolblaster.blogspot.com/

[–] damienmarks 14 years ago

I'm not trying to start an online fight or anything, but did you understand the jokes in this movie? It seems like a lot of people only laughed at the pee joke.

I thought the religious pokes were a lot more entertaining, but I wonder if you don't know the bible stories or something. It sucks you didn't enjoy this as much as I did.

crack.

[–] AfroGeek 14 years ago

"I'll take that kiss now" right before he's about to be violated by the captain of the guard.

[–] Muromets 14 years ago

"How do you get rain? Burn a virgin!"

As for other four - i'll have to rewatch the movie. Not that bad all, actually.

[–] Headcase216 14 years ago

20 people shoved into a cage

Oh "Enmebaragesi can you move down a little bit? We are really crowed back here"

Enmebaragesi "Oh ya no problem" can not and does not move an inch "How's that"

The deliverly is EPIC!!

annnnnnd here weeeee go..

[–] smeagolwash 14 years ago

The oil scene when the High Priest was like "Oh yes! Take me down the smoky Euphrates!"

It's the wild wild w-est.

[–] j-c-s-f-akkerman 14 years ago

I got all the religious jokes, but I just didn't find them that funny. Also most of them I've heard before.

[–] TheRelaxingVibratingHome 14 years ago

Zero, seeing a man about to sacrifice his son with a sword
"Stop! what are you doing with that kid!?"

Abraham, man sacrificing his son
"Nothing..."

Zero
"Nothing?!!"

Abraham
"This is my son, sir...we were playing a game"

we were playing a game...crazy lol

[–] karawolf 10 years ago

Burny, burny, cut cut

**these go to eleven **

[–] hpcc19 14 years ago

My dad just trimmed my dick skin. I think I deserve a drink.
McLovin

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[–] infinitenancy 14 years ago

Zed: You can be my right hand man!

Oh:I've SEEN what you do with your right hand... no, thank you...

[MUST be my favorite line, cuz I quote it Way too often...]

I also like the line they cut out of the slave scene, where Zed is contemplating the existence of God & he makes up names..... "call it Jeho- wezzi-wa..." He came up with several very interesting words, I liked the ones that had fragments of "Jehova" in them. [I STILL want to shoot whoever edited the movie. They cut SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much Good stuff out. ]

[–] klawbie 14 years ago

"Now there won't be berries in the fruit salad. So we all lose." -Oh, after Marlark flips his tray of berries onto the ground