Lesbian?


I'm I the only one that thinks Martha might be a lesbian?

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Uh...weird. Why? I don't see that at all.

"Unless you're an alien, time traveler, or esper, your opinion doesn't matter."

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Martha the talking dog as lesbian? I can see it.

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Well, evidently, she
behaves flippantly toward authorities, as some Lesbian comediennes do
doesn't watch her figure, the way most of those who like men do
treats Alice, Helen and Carolina a lot better than she does T.D., Truman and Skits
doesn't have much use at all for Nelson the cat
tries everything to impress Mrs. Clusky the schoolteacher
remains the only one in town who tries to befriend Mrs. Demson the neighbor
stands up to conmen who try to dognap her
does all of her own digging and building
has that very proud walk wherever she goes
and has that rather assertive voice, which runs non-stop.

And if she's the one who designed Helen's wardrobe, then what more do you need to know?

But that's all right if she is because we must remain tolerant of the needs of others even if we don't really understand them ourselves.

"Life is never easy for those who dream." -- Robert James Waller

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I'm laughing, but no, none of those things suggested lesbianism to me. xD Truthfully, only showing a sexual attraction to or romantic interest in another female character would do that...!

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I'm pretty sure that she's NOT a lesbian.

Ah, finally I have a good claw! 3 human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery!

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Yeah, same here.

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Ok, this list is ridiculous, I'm not really a fan of this cartoon but your assumptions are just stupid and can be applied to any person.

[] doesn't watch her figure, the way most of those who like men do


What? I've seen lots of woman who don't have a "slim" figure and are still attracted to men and men to them vice versa. That's a stupid connection to make.


[] stands up to conmen who try to dognap her


I'm pretty sure most dogs or people would do that regardless of sexuality.

[] does all of her own digging and building


Which ALL dogs do anyway...


[] has that very proud walk wherever she goes



[] doesn't have much use at all for Nelson the cat


What does that have to do with anything?

Since when does a walk indicate there sexuality?

I an't afraid of no ghosts!

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You're a f^cking idiot.

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