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Rocket Surgery!?!!?!??!! Kat Von DUMBASS

posted 12 years ago by EmmaLee81
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I recently started watching LA Ink on Netflix "Watch Instantly" and there's so many things to comment as far as stupidity, craziness, entitlement, and annoyingness but the one thing that Kat Von D-umbass keeps repeating that just drives me freaking crazy is, "It's not *Beep*-ing Rocket Surgery!!" WTF really...is she really that stupid that she not only mistakingly says "rocket surgery" once but continues to say it incorrectly over and over again!! Why won't anyone in her "tattoo family" correct her!?! I know if I said something that MORONIC in front of my friends or family they would be quick to call me out about saying such an idiotic phrase!!

And she has the nerve to call Aubrey stupid...GRANTED Aubrey is pretty ditzy and she's obviously a few cards short of a full deck when it comes to intelligence, but Kat is just as stupid and her limited vocabulary that consists mostly of, "dude, like, um, every curse word on the planet, and rocket surgery (ARRRRRGGGG - that phrase bothers me SOOO much, you have no idea)" just proves that although she may be smarter than Aubrey, that by no means makes her smart and does NOT give her the right to talk down to anyone the way that she always does.

I am honestly happy that Kat Von Douchebag's 15 minutes of fame is gone the way of the dodo now. The world is riddled with enough mediocre, WAY overpriced, stuck up Tattoo Parlors, who's entire staff consists of ex junkies and skanks that they dug out of the trailer park or found turning tricks at some flea bag motel for a bottle of Moonshine.

When Hannah and Kim left that was the end of employing classy female employees and she filled her shop with Boone's Farm Drinking Skanks like herself. Hannah and Kim didn't cause enough drama because they are better than that, so they had to go...and since they've left it's been one train wreck after the next.

How does one perform surgery on a rocket???

[–] hovc68 12 years ago

Does the Pope sh!t in the woods?

Is a bear Catholic?

[–] miss_kitae-971-650846 9 years ago

I was saying rocket surgery back in the 90s as a kid because brain science sounded stupid and I got sick of hearing "well it's not rocket science"

[–] GraceFromSoCal 12 years ago

The world is riddled with enough mediocre, WAY overpriced, stuck up Tattoo Parlors, who's entire staff consists of ex junkies and skanks

I believe you meant whose.

Seriously, though, I see your point. I don't recall hearing other people say 'rocket surgery' until Kat on LA Ink, but now I hear it a lot. So I don't know if it's just that I'm more tuned in and listening for it now, or if it's actually picked up in popularity. At any rate, it annoys me, too. I've had BRAIN surgery, and ever since I did I rarely use a term I used to say a lot, "It's not brain surgery!" But ROCKET surgery? WTF? Do people deliberately say that to be cute? You know, to cause puzzled looks? Or are they saying it without realizing they're juxtaposing two different phrases ['rocket science' and 'brain surgery']?

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[–] bron-tay 11 years ago

I actually think it's kind of funny, deliberately mixing rocket science and brain surgery.

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[–] learntoreadbitch 11 years ago

Of all the things to complain about. That phrase is an intentional play on words and has been around for over a decade. Chris Rock used to say it in his shows back in the 90s. It's been pretty regularly used in an ironic sense since then.

P.S. Why is someone as "intelligent" as yourself watching all this reality tv crap in the first place?

[–] rrandcoyote 10 years ago

It's a joke...a deliberate mixed metaphor. It's supposed to be dumb.