Fastforwarded to the final scene
I know ill get reamed for this but i couldn't stand the first 10 min so just went to the action in the final 10 min. wasn't all that impressed.
"the mucus queen is yours"
Not "reaming" you, but you won't get drawn into it w/o knowing who's who.
This movie isn't everyone's cup o' tea, so I don't blame you. I've been known to do the same thing, esp. on YouTube.