How do I play this offline?

How do I play this offline?I don't want to have to connect,log in and then disconnect after my game has loaded EVERY time!!!

Is there a way?

I tried downloading Scallin1 launcher,but it said that it was corrupted and the folder I extracted it to was empty.

Is there a WORKING crack I can download?

Also I will be getting Heart of the Swarm next week.Is there a crack for that or will one crack work for BOTH games?


I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped this sub.