Deadland wins MORE awards....not really!

BEST LATE-NIGHT INFOMERCIAL ACTORS A LOW BUDGET MOVIE CAN BUY
BEST BAD MOVIE THAT DOESN'T EVEN SUCCEED AT BEING SO BAD IT'S GOOD
BEST LAUNDERING OF POST APOCALYPTIC CAMOUFLAGE GEAR
BEST NUMBER OF FLIMSY AWARDS IN A LOW BUDGET MOVIE


I mean really, how many films could this have possibly been competing against and how bad must the competition have been?