Best Quotes
My favourite was; "... I put her off an entire race of men."
share"No, you gotta buy me some drinks first, like everyone else"
might be inaccurate, it's from memory.
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"I'm not saying people wouldn't leave me alone with their kids, but I don't want them to be worried"
share"I told my mum I was going on a date, and she offered to come up and tidy my flat."
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