Steve Guttenberg Rules


Okay, so I've see Jessica Simpson and Joe Simpson out in Shreveport. But I could give two craps about them. I want to see Steve "The S**T" Guttenberg out at the bar. I can't make any promises that I wouldn't call him Mahoney if I was drunk.

Steve, if you're reading this... Come to the Cub!

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I'm sure right after martini shot Steve is dashing to his trailer to get on IMDB to read comments about the big "low budget" movie he's not even starring in because JESSICA SIMPSON !?! is the primary ?? (why would he touch this picture...oh that's right...he's getting a check !!!..... but I'm sure if he does read this post, he'll be at the club tonight just to meet you.....a total stranger on a fan website.. and one more thing, did no one THINK to ask Kate Hudson to play the primary on a re-make which originally starred..HER MOM !?!? WAKE UP HOLLYWOOD !!

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Guess you missed him. He was out last night. Looked pretty good, too! Glad to have u in S'port, Steve!

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This guy's still getting work?

Who says violence is not the answer?

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We do we do!

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