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When will execs realize that Simpson can't act?


It's ridiculous that she keeps getting acting gigs. I feel sorry for Steve Guttenberg. I love him.

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hahaha - steve guttenberg? yeah, there's a true Thespian ;-)

"El riesgo vive siempre!"

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It's not about her acting. It's about the tickets she can sell. The sooner you realize that, the sooner your mind will be at peace over the matter.

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how "zen" of you. haha

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Who cares if she can't act???

She is freakin HOT...

If she apperars in this movie in a bikini like she did in the Dukes of Hazzard i will watch it!!!

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You are the reason why horrible movies are made.

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ANDRERD i completely agree with you....jess is so *beep* hot its unbelievable...an absolute glamor and i think people are having to much fun bagging her out....we know shes not the smartest of people, but everyone says and does stupid things...MOVE ON, GET OVER IT....and personally i dont think shes that bad at acting...shes not great, dont get me wrong but shes not half as bad as you people claim she is....GO JESS!!!!!!!

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And she's proven that she can't sell tickets.

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They don't care if she can act. They care if she can be a movie star. They cast her because she a cute, beautiful, buxom blonde who dances temptingly in videos. They have her say the lines and emote feelings passibly enough so guys, and I suppose certain gals, will be drawn in by her more tangible qualities. She is cute, pleasant movie eye candy, who something of a novelty because she's a music star who has raised our temperatures in music videos. So they say, "how about we put her in a full movie, in roles that are not a far cry from what she already is, with lines and feelings that anybody with a minimal amount of acting classes can express, which won't matter to most because they'll be too blinded by those luscious, sweet, Miss America eyes, hair, gams, kaboose, and headlights." Not that she is unbearable in movies, she has a certain appeal. She's nowhere near the actress that is Susan Surandon or Michelle Pfieffer, but then she doesn't have to be when she keeps getting roles like this one. She's another attempt to jolt the Marylin Monroe syndrome, but of course she won't ever get that far because Monroe was and still is the queen of Hollywood sexpots, to whom we should all pay homage. Although, execs are probably going to have to give her more risque parts, or the luster of her movie star career may wear off.

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i never get why people will sit through an hour and a half of crap because they think the actor/actress is hot. Go on google and get their picture.

Jessica Simpson is a joke, a no talent hack who is famous for her giant boobs and big hair. I wouldn't mind as much, but the stupid girl takes herself too seriously, thinking she will someday win an Oscar (!?!). She is just another overexposed twit with a creepy svengali dad and talentless annyoing sister. 'Nough said.

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But she doesn't sell tickets. Did you see the numbers for Blonde Ambition? This is direct to DVD.
People say she will die out because of this, but I doubt it. Useless celebrities often stay in the limelight, only as objects of pity and curiosity.

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As long as her dad is producing, she's going to get gigs.

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Yeah her dad is really creapy, the whole family is actually, and, like you said, as long as he's producing she's going to get new gigs. It's kinda disgusting, we have enough airheads as it is already!

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I think Olesya Rulin is WAY more beautiful and hotter than Jessica Simpson

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When will you guys realize that no matter who you put in this movie, it is still gonna suck. A couple of laughs and sex jokes, good for the whole family. This movie will bomb but I will agree with the rest of the crowd Jess is very hot and i hope her career keeps going down the tubes so she has to pose for Playboy to keep up her 'lifestyle'

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Or we could all wish her the best in life, hope that she keeps some 'dignity' and we all forget the complete crap that we dish out each day on boards like this.

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lets hope she gets naked, that would be the only reason to see this piece of garbage

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the only reason her dad is producing is BECAUSE she's in it(ity was a favor credit, that's all!)he shows up on-set and makes sure her breasts are in focus and in frame!

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come on. shes ok. She can act ok. But with that body, who needs to act?

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As long she under the execs desks using her throat muscles,she will always get picked to do movies.

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Nice

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PirateofPie, that is exactly right. Her Dad backs all of her stuff, doesn't he? I rented this for Purposefully Bad Movie Night and she isn't even in the "Making of" deal, which seemed extremely bratty. It seemed like even the Simpsons wanted to get as far away as possible from this one.

I would like to ask the fabulous Cheri Oteri wth *she* was thinking :)

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Execs? They hired her precisely because they know there are people out there (her fans) who think she has either acting or musical talent and that means money thanks to these oblivious people.


"Take time with a wounded hand 'cause it likes to heal." - Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

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Gawd! What's with all the haters of Jessica Simpson. First, if you don't like her don't watch the movie; second, get off the board about the movie; third, stop being so damned jealous and hateful. Jessica's acting is just fine and on top of that she is knock out sexy and gorgeous. She is great at playing sweet, sympathetic characters with heart and she's more than believable in her roles. And by the way, her dad is listed as a producer on her movies because she's a star, not the other way round. In the biz he's what's known as a "baggage" producer because he doesn't actually do anything on the movie except be her dad.

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She was named Best Actress by the inmates at Leavenworth Penitentiary.

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badgers? badgers!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!!

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She had good supporting cast here & in that one where she goes to New York and... i have completely forgotten. But a Wilson Brother was in it, which still makes me go "Huh?". I think she _has_ realized she can't act and is focusing on the shoe line and whatever else she's selling, which seem to be selling like the proverbial hotcakes.

I have said from Day One that all of the Simpsons (well, not the animated ones, we <3 them ;-)) came to LA to make money. She's said it - she wanted to be famous and rich and didn't really care what got her there. Hopefully she'll stick with shoes n' stuff. And OP, Guttenberg was so fun in the 80s, but he's not really booking gigs left and right these days, sadly.

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they know. when this was made, she was still kinda in the radar and they just wanna cash in on it to make quick buck off her name.

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She can't but her tits can.

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