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Worst 16 minutes of my Life

posted 17 years ago by dreamtheater46
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i just was watching this thing...i cant say if you can call it a movie.Its like i would grab my 8 mm camera and invent some stupid plot about a true story and put it on tape.The dialogue is beyond retarded.The acting is like the one of a cheap porn flick.Music was terrible.I think actors got paid like a 100 bucks to do this ridicolous film.i am glad that i downloaded this and never had to pay a single dime for this piece of crap.The Director should really think of doing something different with his life...i want those 16 minutes back.Dont even bother with rhis crap!!!!!!

[–] marrryjaaaane 17 years ago

I agree completely. I had the unfortunate opportunity to watch this movie yesterday, and oh my god. Worst movie I have seen in a while. Bad acting, Bad costumes, Bad dialogue. I don't know how anyone can get through this whole movie. I turned it off after about 20 minutes. (I was hopeing that it would get better, but it never did.)

[–] moonpuppy_ver1-1 17 years ago

You lasted that long? Can't they give a warning about this arthouse crap camera work? I thought I was on a ride at a run down county fair. I made it till the pimp was hollering. At that point I was ready for one of them to die a painful death.

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[–] nazgulguy 17 years ago

I only got to 8 mins 25 secs lol

[–] veemacdee1971 17 years ago

Haha me too, 8min 16 seconds of hell.

When I'm not here I'm listening to DEADPIT.COM , HORROR TALK RADIO !!!

[–] banditsjoy54 17 years ago

i got to 12 mins. could not take it anymore. what a waste of money.

[–] venutian 17 years ago

Movies like this make you wish they'd add on a negative rating system. I'd love to know if someone actually watched the whole thing!

BTW...
About 6.5 minutes (and I'm ashamed to admit I lasted that long) : /

***so many movies***so little time***

[–] Youcanmakeabettermovie 17 years ago

Well, I watched the whole thing but then I've seen a lot of Ulli Lommel's movies. I'm just fascinated by how he manages to make each movie worse than the next one. Can't wait to see his latest The Tomb...maybe he just films a wall for the entire movie!

NoMatterHowMuchYouThinkYouLoveSomebody,You'llStepBackWhenThePoolOfTheirBloodEdgesUpTooClose.

[–] venutian 17 years ago

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Can't wait to see his latest The Tomb...maybe he just films a wall for the entire movie!
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LOL... now that I will watch!

***so many movies***so little time***

[–] Youcanmakeabettermovie 17 years ago

After seeing The Tomb I'm wishing it was just a wall for the entire movie. It would have been an improvement.

NoMatterHowMuchYouThinkYouLoveSomebody,You'llStepBackWhenThePoolOfTheirBloodEdgesUpTooClose.

[–] Steel_City_1976 17 years ago

This had to have been the worst 10 minutes of my life? I can't believe I even lasted that long watching this crap? I think the director makes Uwe Boll look like Steven Spielberg. Totally stay away from this garbage!!!

[–] dancinriver 17 years ago

This is the best movie ever!!! I don't know what you guys are talking about!! No but for real... this is the worst movie of my life! I just want to scream while watching it right now because it's so awful!! My brother just downloaded it on his xbox live and is forcing me to watch it since he's wasting his points on this s***!!! I'm gonna go *beep* insane!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[–] leexp388 17 years ago

I thought after two minutes "what the heck..." Looked it up here, didn't bother 2 do it before the 'movie', shame on me. This can't really be a movie. There are 'actors and actresses' and it's filmed, but really... DO SOMETHING USEFULL WITH YOUR TIME INSTEAD OF MAKING CRAP.
TY

[–] tenebr8 14 years ago

I actually watched the whole thing-- but as an aficionado of bad horror films, I consider it my duty to watch everything all the way through. Now, I had read plenty of negative reviews of all of Lommel's movies, but this is the first one I've seen. I can't even find words to adequately describe how atrocious this thing is, on every level, but especially the cinematograhy (and I use that word VERY loosely) and editing. Utter garbage, and only the masochistic (which, apparently, includes me) should go anywhere near this steaming pile of awfulness.

[–] nunu1345 13 years ago

i came on here thinking the same thing. this is about a negative infinity. lmao

[–] byxl 17 years ago

I actually made an error when choosing the right title- a friend of mine, a real movie guru, told me to rent the movie called Zodiac. After seeing some 15 minutes, I called my friend and angrily told him he just robbed 15 minutes of my and my girlfriend's life. As it turns out- the error was mine. Picture he recommended was called simply Zodiac, directed by David Fincher, and not this crap.
Anyway, be careful when choosing- the one your friends recommend is called Zodiac, not the Curse of the Zodiac.

[–] movie_master_guru 16 years ago

co-sign

this is one of only a few movies which I couldn't even come close to finishing (the others being Black Dahlia, Curse of the Zodiac, and Juarez, Mexico) because it was so unbearably awful. One of the worst decisions I've ever made was renting/paying for this POS. Without a doubt one of the worst, if not THE WORST, "movie" of all time.

[–] DeAd_MiKe_187 13 years ago

16 minutes? You're way more patient than I was. I gave it less than 5 minutes.

[–] subwoofers 12 years ago

i somehow made it 8 minutes and it's only because i was multi-tasking

what the F is this garbage ???????????????

i've seen bad movies but none that ever compelled me to come to the internet and complain about it

[–] mikebourkefan 11 years ago

the only high points in this were Zodiac calling that writer "Fat FVUCK" over and over

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