Is when he says flat out (about Don King) "I attacked him...I stomped him...and I...I jus stomped him" lol I cracked up the way he said it and in the way that's what Don King deserved. And not to forget..."Put cha mother in a straightjacket" and "I'll **** you in front of everybody and make you love me".
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"I know the art of skullduggery."/"The most skullduggery of tricks."
"I loved leeches...I wanted them to suck my blood"
On Don King: "wretched, slimy, reptilian"
"My Insanity is my only sanity"
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I'm the Most Special.
"i went to bathroom after her, and I sat on the sink and started performing FELLATIO on her"
sharei like the fellatio on her line too but also
"i like a powerful woman not necessarily a masculine woman but a powerful woman that is strong and then i like to dominate her in the bed"
"i knew...i knew... i'd *beep* kill them"
I was pissing myself for 20 minuttes at "and all of a sudden a pile of *beep* comes and smash you reight in your face, a pile of *beep* comes out and smaaash you in the face"
completley deadpan. i A-Bd this on my DVD player, turned my TV up to the max and recorded it on my phone - its now my message tone hahaha
"I was accused of rape by that wretched Swine of a Woman"
"I had a tremendous amount of sexual activity"
Forever S.M.G
U Cant C Me
Y.N.W.A
Man, it took me a minute to realize what I had just heard, but when it finally registered what he had said I could NOT stop laughing. Hell, I'm still laughing!
shareHa Ha! that went right over my head (no pun intended) until I saw it in type...it sounded perfectly natural...good catch! (I'd LOVE to hear Tyson say Cunnilingus!)
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^ This
"There is no inner peace. There is only nervousness and death." - Fran Lebowitz
Maybe "she" was a drag queen. I can see Mike being into it.
shareThis thread is hilarious :)
How about him calling to the journalist "I'm gonna f#ck you until you LOVE ME!"
My favourite is when Tyson is in awe of the insanity of his inmates and says they belong in a hospital not a prison. The irony and humour of the moment made me stop the movie and collect myself.
bo ur ma!
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For me it was when he was talking about women. When he said " what I want from a woman is loyalty, companionship, friendship, FEROCIOUSNESS I almost pissed myselef from laughing. Like how does he go from companionship, loyalty and friendship to ferociousness.
share"...and knowing that is...a hard pillow to sleep on".
when discussing the "flithy swine of woman", who accused him of rape: "i took advantage of other women but not her." again in deadpan. wtf?!
fallatio has got to be the best though. what is a check or a chick with an atachment?
when discussing the "flithy swine of woman", who accused him of rape: "i took advantage of other women but not her." again in deadpan. wtf?!
I Have been a fan of tyson for years and knew he had a extensive vocabulary, but even I was surprised when he used the word "skullduggery" to describe his affair and described himself as a pig. I couldn't stop laughing. Tyson has also been quoted to say "I have a 20,000 word vocabulary, and I will match my wits with anyone in the arts." LOL. Also, when tyson is describing the countries he's visited it's funny because he say's twice he's been the Instanbul and met the president. But Instanbul is a city, so there's no president. When he say's he's been to Portugal a big piece of spit comes out of his mouth lol.
share"I went to Washington and met the President" would make perfect sense
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