Best Line Ever
"We got an Ashley Simpson situation here"
Epic! XD
Not THAT epic...
sharesimply hilarious!
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personally, i liked:
"You're gonna have more ladies than jay-z got mercedes--you're gonna need 2 dicks!"
i liked "It's like Abercrombie's making people now." made me laugh..
sharei loved the '1991 called they want their teen angst back'
'oh they called again they want their joke back'
so funny i laughed for like 5 minutes
John Lennon would be rolling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
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There were a couple I really liked.
"Wow, I'd like to spend 9 months in you!"
and
"...and I usually get embarassed by everything"
"Yeah well your body's changing."
Just Live Life.
Easily the funniest part of the movie was when the female bassist is laying down, and looks over to see Matt sleeping with his eyes open, staring right at her while snoring. I laughed so hard I cried.
shareThat was funny! One of my sons use to do that. I'd walk in the room and turn on the light and he'd be staring at me. I'd start to have a conversation with him only to realize he was sleeping when he said nothing. It use to really creep me out. I can't figure out how the light wouldn't wake him.
share"Wow, I'd like to spend 9 months in you!"
I concur with this, not only is it the best line in the film but probably in the history of mankind. Special mention should also go to the John Lennon turning in his grave line.
Oh yeah, the dude who made the AShlee Simpson comment was probably the funniest part of the movie
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I dunno why but the part where they were in the hotel room the 1st time
& he was like "You're like a bunch of grandmas!"
and Emma stones character was like "You look like Miss Saigon!" cuz he was wearing that silk chinese print robe
HAHA i laughed so hard
"Move backwards in slow motion and sing backwards at double speed"
(alternative scene)
LOL!!!
"It's like Abercrombie's making people now."
Gotta agree, awesome line.
Loved the film.
While all these lines are CLASSIc and way to funny nobody put the best line of the entire movie in here!
When he throws up in his hand and say: "some people carry a rabbits foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke!" DUDES!!! That shizznit was funny as hell! I laughed for like an hour after that!!!
oh yeah and when he jumps off the stage and twists his ankles the noise he makes when trying to start walking again made me pee a little LMAO!
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I didn't know what abercrombie was and so I Googled it and it's TRUE! Look they've already started cloning.
http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/lifestyles/art/900.jpg
oh please everybody, the best lines were in the beginning when fish was chasing vesuvius and they were talkin about how fast he ran lol. that was the funniest part
shareThis definately was the best part. His stride was like a Gazelle's. Yeah I was just about to say that. And he said it was like he spent weeks with animals. Definately the best part.
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