What a piece of total sh!t

Dear god this was worse then I ever dreamed.
When I first saw the trailer online it looked ok (not great but watchable).
How wrong I was.
You had a story that was boring as bat-sh!t, lame directing, and acting that makes a porno look oscar worthy.
and could Corey Feldman possibly be any worse? The guy has been acting since he was a kid so you'd think he would've learned at least how to act.
I'm not even going to bother commenting on Angus Sutherland's ability - if you've seen this movie you know it doesn't come any worse.


I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum