Deserves award for most original plot twist ever

The big secret to this movie is that YOU the viewer are the one tortured.

Nobody sees this coming, but when it does it's like... just wow.

As the plot unfolds, you start to feel pain behind your eyes as each scene is delivered with the thud of a blunt instrument on the senses. And then, as the climax hits in a blaze of WTF dialog and empty acting, you are asked to believe all sorts of implausible mess. Your head is aching and you are screaming "make it stop, make it stop".

Tortured.

My rating: Aaaaarrrgghhhhh out of 10.