ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!


For *beep* sake! Enough is enough! Stop making useless copycat movies:


This is not Invasion staring Nicole Kidman, it's another Asylum made cash-in on a bigger budget movie. There have been many....

Transformers - Transmorphers
Omen - 666: The Child
The Exorcism of Emily Rose - the Exorcism of Gale Bowers
Snakes on a plane - Snakes on a Train
The Da Vinci Code - The Da Vinci Treasure
The Hitcher - The Hitchhiker
Pirates of the Caribbean - Pirates of Treasure Island
Hills Have Eyes - Hillside Cannibals
When a Stranger Calls - When a Killer Calls
King Kong - King of the Lost World
War of the Worlds - War of the Worlds
Path to 9/11 - The 9/11 Commission Report



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I agree, but lol its funny Snakes on a plane and transmorphers. Anyway while they are copy cats which release there movies a week before there competitors if people like them, then let them have it. If its really worthless movies then people wouldnt like them. I dont really like there movies, im just saying....

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Great! Fantastic. This is Clarion call to support indies! THANK YOU.

So instead of renting/stealing TRANSMORPHERS this week, go out and rent over a 100 other titles in our library that I know you haven't seen because they don't rent particularly well.

To help you out, here is a sample list (not all):

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007) (Available in Sept)
Universal Soldiers (2007) (Available in August)
The Apocalypse (2007)
Supercroc (2007)
Freakshow (2007)
Dragon (2006/II)
The 9/11 Commission Report (2006)
Night of the Dead: Leben Tod (2006)
Dead Men Walking (2005)
The Beast of Bray Road (2005)
Frankenstein Reborn (2005)
Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove (2005)
One Among Us (2005)
Legion of the Dead (2005)
Way of the Vampire (2005)
Alien Abduction (2005)
Intermedio (2005)
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill (2004)
Human Nature (2004)
Evil Eyes (2004)
Detour (2003) (V)
Speed Demon (2003)
King of the Ants (2003/I)
How It All Went Down (2003)
Angels Crest (2002)
The Source (2002)
Made in Canada, Volume 1: Best of the CFC (2002) (V)
Making a Killing (2002)
Killers 2: The Beast (2002)
Feedback (2002)
Smash Cuts!: Super Sci-Fi Short Fest (2001)
Dei seung chui keung (2001) ... Distributor (USA)
Londinium (2001)
Fish in a Barrel (2001)
The Code Conspiracy (2001)
Ghetto Rhapsody (2001) (V)
The Sea Wolf (2001)
The Theory of the Leisure Class (2001)
Dumped (2000) (V)
Love Disease (2000)
Middlemen (2000)
Blood (2000)
Future Murder (2000)
Calling Bobcat (2000)
Vinyl (2000)
Flooding (2000)
Scalpers (2000)
101 Ways (The Things a Girl Will Do to Keep Her Volvo) (2000)
The Bingo Robbers (2000)
The Exchange (2000)
Let's Talk (2000
The Night Watchman (2000) (V)
Rock the Boat (2000) (TV)
Too Much Sex (2000)
You Are Here* (2000)
Money Buys Happiness (1999)
Henry Hill (1999)
The Big Split (1999)
The Woman Chaser (1999)
Natural Selection (1999)
Sweet Thing (1999)
Envy (1999)
Jimmy Zip (1999)
Another Planet (1999)
Random Acts of Violence (1999)
Rudy Blue (1999)
Zhong hua ying xiong (1999)
The Eden Myth (1999)r
Tequila Body Shots (1999)
Bellyfruit (1999)
Macbeth in Manhattan (1999)
The Pornographer (1999)
Dill Scallion (1999)
Chicks, Man (1999)
Chillicothe (1999)
Dead Pet (1999) (V)
Heater (1999)
Johnny (1999)
Late Night Sessions (1999)
My Sweet Killer (1999)
Nice Guys Sleep Alone (1999)
Shafted! (1999)
Sparkle (1999)
Pep Squad (1998)
Drylongso (1998)
So This Is Romance?
The Vigil (1998)
Social Intercourse (1998)
Soundman (1998)
Fung wan: Hung ba tin ha (1998)
Getting Personal (1998)
Yellow (1998)
1999 (1998)
Stuart Bliss (1998)
Green (1998)
Anarchy TV (1998)
Wrestling with Alligators (1998)
Art House (1998)
Dante's View (1998)
The Farmhouse (1998
Inconceivable (1998)
I, Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain (1998)
Next Time (1998)
Snapped (1998)
The Big Empty (1997)
Sleepy Heads (1997)
Sudden Manhattan (1997)
Little Shots of Happiness (1997)
Killers (1997)
Barbecue: A Love Story (1997)
Barnone (1997)
Horsey (1997)
Long Time Since (1997)
Mr. Vincent (1997)
Night Orchid (1997)
One Take (1997
The Others (1997) .
Pitch (1997)
Red Meat (1997)
Scratch the Surface (1997)
St. Patrick's Day (1997)
Ratchet (1996)
Trouble (1996) .
American Beer (1996)
Close Up (1996) .
Dogs: The Rise and Fall of an All-Girl Bookie Joint (1996)
Joe & Joe (1996)
Loser (1996)
The Scottish Tale (1996)
Burnzy's Last Call (1995) .
Pure Race (1995) .
Criminal (1994)
Impolite (1992)
Rock and Roll Fantasy (1992)


So...you have your homework. Go and tell us we're wrong by making our other titles rent better than the tie-ins. Go on. I dare ya. I double-dog dare ya.



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who would WANT Transmorphers, let alone rent or steal it?
And Freakshow is no where near original. It's a badly made rip-off of Tod Browning's FREAKS with added, unnecessary gore and sexual innuendo. Why even both trying to "reimagine" FREAKS? You could never do better.
If I were a relative of Browning, I'd sue for you using his name in any relation to that abysmal film.

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I've bookmarked this page, and am going to give some of them a try.

Sometimes evil is just applied stupidity-Ronar

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You forgot Wrong Turn: Detour
and Freaks: Freakshow.

The Asylum sickens me. I hate how they do this. And, even if the movies aren't rip-offs, they are poorly directed and terribly performed, and the cinematography looks like 3rd graders filmed it..

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I say bring `em on! Most of the time I like them more than the movie they're mimicking. While they seriously need to find a new f/x house (or avoid the bad cgi altogether) they more than make up for it most of the time with the added bonus of gratuitous nudity, something an increasingly prudish Hollywood is sorely lacking these days. Keep up the good work.

-Mike

"Censors tend to do what only psychotics do: they confuse reality with illusion"

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Agreed. The fact that these guys can make movies that are actually entertaining so quickly and for so little money earns their respect in my book. Definitely need new VFX and sound guys though.

For fun I watched some non-Asylum movies with the same actors (ok I have a crush on a few of their actresses, so shoot me). The non-Asylum films were way, way worse even if they were "original".

It's funny that people think the Asylum is a bunch of greedy, talentless guys. They're making money. They're smart. Do people think the producers and director of "The Pumpkin Carver" were out to make art or put their stamp on the history of cinema? I think not.

The Asylum should shut everybody up and make a non-ripoff with better VFX and sound to just show how superior most of their *beep* is.

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They're movies are usually better than the crappy big budget ones they copy. And in most of these cases it's just Hollywood remakes, sequels or cartoon or superhero franchises like Transformers anyway. How can we fault them for doing this when they're just following the big studios lead. The last couple of years Hollywood has had about 3% original output the rest 97% being remakes, sequels and rip ofs of foreign films. One glaring aexample would be the new remake Quarrantine that was released to US screens before the original Spanish movie it remakes REC. *beep* YOU HOLLYWOOD!



One should judge a man mainly from his depravities.Virtues can be faked.Depravities are real.Kinski

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You want them to stop making them? Stop watching them dumbass.

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