For those of you...

Who routinely tan in those coffins, I thought I should inform you that it cooks your insides and kills you. I am not lying or making fun of your (ridiculous) obsession. I thought this would be an appropriate place to let all of you know that. There have been real cases where rigorous self tanners have died because their insides were literally cooked.
I could go on a epic rant about what a bad, and stupid idea it is to go through this harmful process. But instead of making all of the excessive tanners pissy and mad at me, I decided to tell the dangers of it all. So if you don't want to stop because it damages your skin in the long run, or because it looks hideous, unrealistic, and silly, or because your fooling no one with it's obvious forced look, or because the tanning beds you are using are most likely not sanitized properly, or because it gives the appearance of having a lower I.Q., or because of other obvious dangers, stop because it can *beep* kill you!!!

And please don't go even more now if you don't like what you've read, I have given this information to help you. It is my duty as an Esthetician to educate.