When the internet date tells him to hit her while he's trying to "rape" her and he asks if he should hit her with the knife. She replie, "No not with the knife. When you hit someone with a knife, that's called stabbing."
"I've never statutory raped anyone before." Sweet Dee, It's always Sunny in Philly
my friend Tom told me a couple of new chat up lines recently & 1 of them is not "Get your coat, you've pulled but Get your coat coz I have a knife & the 2nd one was let's not turn this nice little rape into a nasty murder"
"His real name's Mosley"
"I'M MOSLEY"
I liked the line, "What sayest thou." Haha. It's just like modern times only in colonial vernacular. And then, *beep* knave." :D
And did I mention Tim Roth is hot?
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Haha, yeah. And when he was like, "Would a good guy do this." And slams the walker against the lockers. I was laughing the whole time. And even though it was a really sad moment, I laughed when his mother died and he was raising his hands and going, "Live, Live!" hehehe.
And did I mention Tim Roth is hot?
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"Ow! I'm not a lawnmower!" (when she pulled the beads out all at once)
"Ow! I'm not a lawnmower!" (when she pulled the beads out all at once)
"you skeevy colonial d*ckwad..."
"if this was a butterchurn, we would have had butter an hour ago"
"If you dock my check again, thou WILT feel the wrath of a f|_|ckin' beatdown!"
And the subsequent "What wilt thou do?! What will thou do?! F|_|ckin' knave."
The best line is when he finishes feeding his mom the pudding, sees the patient bracelet on the 'Dr.' and says, "You're a patient? What the f_ck man???"
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"You might not think that the best way to spend your first day of freedom after a lengthy inceration would be to immediately resume stalking the tranny hooker, who knocked out 6 teeth and had you put away to begin with... that's how I roll."
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Now I understand everyone's *beep* emotional right now...
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Oh c'mon...the funniest line of the whole film was simply:
POODLE!
i thought the rape scene was the funniest part of the movie... just when she's like "hit me!" and he slaps her upside the head hahahaha genius!
overall it might not have been a fantastic movie but there are some really good scenes, and sam rockwell is awesome as always.
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great lines... more of them in the book.
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