When I First Saw This Movie...

I thought...."wtf, is this ***te?"
But having nothing to do that night, I sat back and proceeded to take it in. By the end of the film, I was like "wtf was that ***te?"

HOWEVER, over the next few days, I started to think to smile then laugh to myself thinking of various scenes. Yes, it was god-awful, but it was really funny god-awful, know what I mean?
Everyone has a friend like James Corden's character and today his star is on the rise. So, I'm going to shock you all and say that the movie really did have the possibility to become a huge franchise if only Hammer had purchased the rights, dragged the script of out dev hell, hand it over to Paul Whitehouse (for example) things have been oh, so different.

There are many elements in LVK that really had potential . Now, if only some smart producer would come along and say Kickstart a similar concept I'd invest in such an IP.




“I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”