To the people who financed this film / screenplay

The writers of this film got an industry portal yet Hollywood still ignores my story about an island of Audrey Tautou impersonators battling round-the-world yatchswoman Claire Francis. Claire wins and sails back to civilisation but is left traumatised and the film ends with her foaming at the mouth watching The Da Vinci Code. Could the financiers of April Fools Day please read my script for "Tautou-ween". I wrote to Emma Watson's people about the part of Claire Francis and they haven't said no. She's definately on board.