Borderline Painful to Watch


I finally got around to seeing this recently on DVD, and I'm not sure how I felt after watching it.

There were parts of it that I laughed at, but then I felt a little guilty because it's really quite sad, the lives that these people are leading.

I don't even know where to start with Superman. First of all, the tons of money that he has spent on the novelty items that he's purchased would have gotten him some decent dental work that would improve his appearance. He bears some faint resemblance to Christopher Reeve at times, but he really must do something with his teeth (and his armpit sweat) if he wants to be taken seriously. Then there's the needless lying about his relationship to Sandy Dennis that has since been proven as false. I felt a little sorry for him at the lookalike contest, but then that was taken away when I saw how idiotic he made himself look with Margot Kidder and John Schneider (on the extras when he meets Bo Duke...Superman comes across as a total moron, fawning over him).

Batman needs to be clued in that he does not look as much like George Clooney as he and his disabled wife thinks he does. And the dreams and fantasies of his life in the mafia or whatever are simply delusional.

The Hulk. Wow. I think I was most embarrassed for him. Those teeth, oh my. And what importance does he hold, being completely covered by a costume and thinking he is "acting"? His visit to where he used to sleep homeless...he acts like he is visiting something of long ago, and he has since "made it"....to a mattress on an unfurnished apartment.

The only one who comes out of this unscathed is Wonder Woman. The only one of the bunch that may stand a chance at something coming along for her. She's from a small southern TN town and is the only one of all of them who doesn't come across as some kind of trailer trash. I hope she makes it....I would like to see things really happen for her.

The rest of the bunch, I don't wish ill will on, but they are really hoping against hope if they think anything is going to come for them. I applaud anyone who pursues a dream, but at some point some of these people (Superman) need to realize that if it hasn't happened yet, it's not going to.

As a sideline, if I knew someone was going to be coming in to my home and doing a documentary on me, I would clean the house before they got there. Wipe the spattered toothpaste off of the mirror in the bathroom at least. Pick up the dirty clothes off the floor, make the bed, etc...but that's just me.

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I have got to agree with you absolutely. I am so sick of people who praise this film as artistic and having deep meaning. To be honest, I think this film was more fictional than the superhero characters present in the film. There was no attempt made to show the 'actual' personal issues of the people in the documentary. For example, we are told of the fairytale story of the Hulk as moving on from the streets to an apartment but there is an absence of emotional response from being rejected by the people.
This is just my opinion and perhaps others may feel differently. Whatever it may be, this film lacked storyline even though it is a documentary and there is not enough in the film that would appeal to the general public. Personally, I got the feeling that this film was used a promotional bedrock for the 'superheros' and probably to attract producers to use these actors for their film!

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This film is succesful in making us think everything the OP mentioned. The makers of this film wanted to show the lives of those who 'want to make it in Hollywood', but we know there are thousands of different ways to do that. They chose the people who dress up as superheroes for tips and I really enjoyed the four different stories: the fanatic, the man who's not very into it but has to do it because it's a job, the girl who wants to make it and could make it, and the guy who used to live on the streets and now is getting some "real" work. I personally feel some kind of rejection toward the hardcore, collecting, comic fans, so I never felt very attached to the Superman imitator, especially with him claiming a famous actress is his mother and her family denying it. Batman seemed hilarious, he didn't give a *beep* about his job, REALLY begged for tips, and was also, just like Chris, somewhat delusional about his life (was he really a mafia colaborator? Doubtful) and appearence (maybe he did use to look a little like Clooney when he was younger...)
I think the ones who could have a shot are The Hulk and Wonder Woman. They're young and really seem to understood their 'Superhero' gigs as that, just a gig to survive while they try to make it big. This is pretty obvious since their careers and futures are shown to be more 'promising' than Batman's and Superman's.

The makers of this film wanted either of these things to happen: these people could seem real to you, you could empathize with them; or, you could feel exactly like Jimmy Kimmel and his audience.



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On the contary, I think the filmmaker absolutely shows the actual people on the street here. I think that is the genius of it. On the surface he may be showing these peoples' dreams, but he is also showing their innermost delusions. That was very clear to me.

"I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke."

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You sound like an aspiring actor who gave up. Bitter.

These people are just living their lives, following their dreams. Success doesn't equal happiness, but being able to pursue your goals on your own terms.

Their gigs remind me of my former job as a telemarketer - dealing with almost universal negative reactions. But these guys are making some money, staying (mostly) out of trouble, not hurting anyone, and bringing some character to an otherwise STUPID and WORTHLESS city full of fakes of every kind.

In this documentary - at least the four individuals portrayed come across at honest.

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I agree with a lot of what you said. The only problem I have is what you have to say about "The Hulk". You shouldn't feel embarrassed for him, because he's not embarrassing. He struck me as a real guy, trying to better his life. I mean, he has a less-than stellar job right now, but who hasn't had a job they hated?

Also, you can't hate on the guy for having bad teeth. Maybe his parents didn't have money for braces. How teeth grow isn't always the easiest thing to control without cash to throw at the problem.

I do agree with you, that he is not acting whenever he's in that Hulk costume, he's just posing for pictures, he's not putting on the persona of The Hulk.

Last thing, I'm sure to someone like you, and maybe all of us, moving from a back alley/back of a restaurant into a crappy apartment doesn't seem like a whole lot, but I'd bet someone who was homeless for any period of time would think otherwise. Do we know what it's like to be homeless? No. So we don't know what it's like making a move like that.

He and Wonder Woman were the highlights of this documentary, the other two idiots were just crazy as hell.

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honestly...maybe people shouldn't follow their dreams. its stupid

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"The Hulk. Wow. I think I was most embarrassed for him. Those teeth, oh my."

He was the only one in the film that actually got a callback and a credited SAG acting gig with those bad teeth.


"And what importance does he hold, being completely covered by a costume and thinking he is "acting"?"

He mentioned that he was bummed that the Hulk gig wasn't acting, but at least kept him off the streets.

"His visit to where he used to sleep homeless...he acts like he is visiting something of long ago, and he has since "made it"....to a mattress on an unfurnished apartment."

4 years homeless sleeping on the street, and now into a clean apartment with utilities is a form of "making it". It may not seem like much to you, but I'm sure it is quite a profound change for him.



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It was so painful that I couldn't even stand to watch pasts the first 10 minutes or so. Hope those people being filmed at least got some money or work out of being portrayed as such pathetic losers.

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i agree mostly, but i thought superman was interesting. there some really interesting things about him, maybe not an actor, maybe kind of weird, but i can't put my finger on it, he's a character.

but man, yeah wonder woman, she was good.

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to the OP, i'm not sure if i'm presenting an argument against your post because i feel bad for them, or because i don't agree with you at all, but i think the idea of this film was not to scrutinize the faults of these people, be it personality traits or appearance, i think the this film was made to shed light on how tough life can be for those aspiring to get into this idea of "hollywood" that they've manifested. most importantly, and what i take issue with the most your vain and almost disgusting approach. there are a lot of ugly people in showbusiness, there are a lot of people with bad noses, grey hair, bad teeth and so on, while it may be tougher to break into the industry as a less attractive person, it's by no means impossible. what i think the film was showing was that none of them really have the acting chops to excel, and what you either failed to realize, or failed to mention was that however bad their teeth, or attractive one of them was, they were street performers because they aren't good enough actors to be on stage or on film.

i think the point of the film was to give a story to the people we've all seen and thought nothing of. i admit there were parts of this that were hard to watch, but there was redemption for all of them, as far as i was concerned, if anything, it showed that there really isn't an accurate measure of triumph because in the end, closing a sale and making $25k in commission is the same as landing a gig in a terrible kung fu movie, it just depends on perspective. these people, however meager the lives they're living, were, in my estimation, happy on some level, albeit seemingly delusional, happy none the less. who are you, or who am i to tell them they're wasting time or that they're not important? they make people smile every day, and to me, that's a success, even if it's just glorified panhandling.

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