Impossibly Bad


I just saw this movie at the Midwest Film Festival and it is one of the most selfishly written, poorly produced pieces of film that I have ever watched. One can only assume that there were no edits to the original screenplay, and that director Lori Petty never heard the word "No" during production. The audience could barely muster the energy to clap after being beaten over the head with the film's heavy-handed message, woefully inept dialogue, and direction that effectively gave a set of instructions on how the audience should feel from one moment to the next.

Save your money and save the film industry by making sure this never happens again.

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youve read one too many movie reviews. when someone incorporates phrases like "woefully inept dialogue" into everyday speech, you know it's too much.

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Yeah, and stay away from multisyllabic words too, for God's sake. Wouldn't want anybody to have to chew too hard on anything you might say. Or get out a dictionary.

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Gotta love the person that doesn't use an apostrophe in "you've" or any capitalization, lecturing someone about the words "woefully inept".

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me agree. me just say "me know like movie" when me know like movie. me never use big word when small word will suffice. oops. me use big word suffice. even though it not big word it not used much word, so it be "big". me stay away. me always stay away from words like "woefully inept dialogue" for sure. me like ppl like tyron who also no like big words. me say good bye now.

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lovely LOL

my vote history:
http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=27424531

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I hadn't laughed this much in quite a long time. I couldn't even stop crying. Thanks a lot for that ;D

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Haha, brilliant skat! Oh, brilliant isn't too big of a word is it? xD

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I liked your review. I remember Lori Petty from "Tank Girl." She's castigated for good reason too. I liken her film to getting teeth pulled out of one's head, one tooth at a time (that's how they do it Nepal!). Much of the audience who saw this film with me moaned as it endlessly chugged along -- Petty didn't just hit us on the head with the film's "heavy-handed message," as you say; rather, she shot us point blank, right between the eyes, like Javier Bardem's "Anton Chigurh" (NCFOM). I think I've spent enough time typing about this dreck.

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you've got to love someone that thinks IMDb is a forum for correct grammar. in other words, *beep* you!

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I don't think Lori Petty intended to make this a blockbuster, MTV Teen Choice Award, Myspace Promoting, "Love Conquors All" kinda film...I read somewhere that it was loosely based on her life growing up in horrible circumstances.

What I truly appreciated about this film is how real it was..like it or not people, but little girls ARE growing up in these exact types of settings. "Moan and groan" as much as you want while you're watching it, but that still doesn't negate the fact that to some people, this "boring, Impossibly bad" movie is actually a reality.

I give praise to Lori for being brave enough to direct/write this and giving us a gritty look at children who live on the other side of the tracks.

Oh and by the way, the acting was SENSATIONAL. Look at it that way, those little girls were INSTANTLY likeable, and I have new found respect for Selma Blair for her protrayal as that 'damaged woman' character.

You guys are getting too jaded, go watch Transformers 2 or Avatar if you wanna be on the edge of your seat and BLLOOOWWWWW AWWWAAYYYYY. Jeesh.

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YES!!! i concur with shadura! right on! I thought this movie was soooo well done. I don't see how people are saying that they are being beaten over the head with a message, the movie was just a story about a day in the life of 3 sisters. Yes the subject matter is all around but thats because thats what the story is. how can you be surprised by the films subject, it has such a good simple premise that if you read anything about it, it will say exactly what your getting into.
next time read the tag line under the tile of the movie so you will have more of an insight to if this is one you want to watch or not.

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Thanks Okaybrian :) I'm glad someone else agrees with me on this one!

Still don't know why people hated it so much..I mean after all, it DID have a happy ending!

When all the sisters are in the car, singing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" smiling and enjoying their little moment of freedom?

It brought a tear to my eye, seeing that beauty can emerge from all that uglyness.

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This is a terrific film. Whoever said it was impossibly bad has his/her head up his/her ass.

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I agree, I thought it was powerful. When I heard that it was based on her own teenage years, it actually made me cry!

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Whoever said it was impossibly bad has his/her head up his/her ass.


No, our neurons are just wired a little better.

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Funny "impossibly bad" is not the opposite of "possibly good"

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2 things:

Just looking at the volume of text you've dedicated to this.... turd of a movie.... I already know you can't be saying anything smart.

2) To wit:

What I truly appreciated about this film is how real it was


Can't top that, no commentary will ever do this sentence justice.

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Didn't see the whole thing. Walked in while my girlfriend was watching it. And it didn't take much for me to size up exactly where it was going.

Right after the rape scene, I sarcastically said, "Oh, it's okay. I'm sure the rapist will get it in the end. And it won't end with some 'Life is absolute hell and suffering, but it's okay, because whatever will be will be and life goes on etc' nonsense."

Then I hit the info button and saw it was directed by a woman.

I tire of people saying "You just can't handle a movie like this. This is reality." Blah blah blah. Sorry, but I get enough reality with actual reality. With a movie, is a little escapism too much to ask for?

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Since the movie was based on true events, the director probably tried to add as much realism as possible.

Peace and Love

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I like the movie and the mom was such a bitch to her kids

D.H.F.F
Now end of day and Iam the Reaper:Silent hill

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Then next time go do something that men do and don't sit through something that you don't like.

I agree with those that said this was a good film. I found it very moving and it hit home on things in my own life.

For those of you who can't handle realism in a film, then as someone else said, go watch something else. No one made you stay in the theater or on the channel.

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I bet you love American Psycho. Jk it was directed by a woman.

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Selfishly written? What is wrong with you? This is not some story she cooked up on a friday night.. this was her life. How jaded do you have to be to see something like this and only come out with that drivel. The way the story intertwined the horrors of their home life with little moments of playful happiness was extremely touching. You see these girls in situations you wouldn't wish on your enemies and are shocked and surprised at how they manage to handle them. I'm not even going to go into how impressive the acting was by every single performer, especially the girl who played Agnes.


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We apparently didn't watch the same movie. Are you sure you're in the right place?

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Everything about the film was good except the film itself. I know that might not make a lot of sense but this movie is just not that good. It had some good moments and I liked the characters, the young girls in this movie all did a great job but the story is just not very interesting. We've seen the "growing up in a whore house" film before. I watched this because I was expecting something new from this type of movie but it really wasn't anything outstanding. But if this is what Petty's life was really like then I feel sorry for her. However, was this the reason she did this movie or was she genuinely trying to make a good film? I can't decide on that one.

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I thought the film was good. Good acting, filming and editing. I grew up in a less than ideal setting as did most of my friends, so maybe I liked the movie because some of what happened hit close to home. I remember making cream of tomato soup for my younger brothers and sister from ketchup, butter and milk because my dad didn't want my mom to have any money and the money my mom made at work she didn't think she should have to spend on food. She ate at work.

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I agree, it was a terrible film. I also thought that the way the story was told was for very selfish purposes. This is the ultimate in poor me films. I'm not saying that people shouldn't make films about this kind of subject matter. However a person should never attempt to make a very tragic film about themselves, or else they will probably just get too wrapped up in it and lose sight of anything but their own selfish motives. This film may have some realism to it, but much of it is lost because it is overly feed to us as the OP has noted, in a way that gives only a very narrow minded and emotionally shallow vision. Bottom line, this movie is garbage.

My body's a cage, it's been used and abused...and I...LIKE IT!!

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Oh give me a freakin break! are you on crack? The story was told for selfish purposes? what does that even mean? is she supposed to include someone else's experiences in a film about what she went through?

Your response sounds like you think that Lori Petty made the movie to gain sympathy from the audience when she is just trying to put on film what she experienced. After seeing what she went through I would say she deserves a *beep* load of sympathy.

So do you think she should include scenes that are of incidents that she did not experience in real life? what selfish motives could she have, please elaborate. it is about her life so it only stands to reason that the movie have incidents that she experienced.

The movie Precious which also had horrific and very disturbing scenes in it, but was not based on a true story, was that done for selfish reasons too?

Perhaps it is that you are unable to feel sympathy for her or maybe for any woman who has experienced rape? she has every right to make a movie depicting what she went through and if you find that you can't feel sympathy or compassion for her, then I would say the problem lies within you, not the movie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BbtXj2P4g

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You write like a child, and evidently the maturity of your mental vision may even be below that level. What grade are you in little boy?

If you saw something different than I, good for you. Nice story. No one cares except you I'm quite sure, or perhaps someone who shares your view. Thanks for letting us know that you have no life whatsoever by trying to pick pointless, waste of time arguments with complete strangers over the internet.

If you didn't see this as a self serving film, I truly question your sanity, not just your mental maturity. I'm not nearly the first, nor the last person saying this exact same thing on this board. It's crystal clear by the way this story is told, that the writer's point of view is far, far from healthy. I'm not saying that people can't be victims, or that others are not to blame for things at times. However her view of victimization and blaming others is clearly and tragically way out of balance. If you disagree, perhaps you may want to open your ignorant hole and see the obvious. Perhaps not, all the same, I couldn't care any less.

Certainly I have compassion for Lori, however that doesn't make this film good, or anywhere near good in fact. It's terrible.

One of my favorite films of all time is The Color Purple, which is about a similar type of tragic life. That story however is told in a way which is very human, credible and well balanced, unlike this horrible blame game/poor me film.

Being a cry baby and/or a bitter, hateful, ignorant, moron will not help anyone in the long run; Hopefully you and Lori will figure that out one day.

I'm not about to get into some silly argument with some anonymous retard every time they start whining to me on here,(Though I know people like you have nothing else to do.). Consider this my hello to you, and my final goodbye. Now why don't you go pull your panties up and quit your crying?





My body's a cage, it's been used and abused...and I...LIKE IT!!

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