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Horrible almost beyond belief


Depp is his usual hugely annoying and smug self. Bonham-Carter is her usual hugely annoying and smug self. The plot is stupid. The dialogue is pathetic. The acting is dire. A total turkey.

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Did you actually see the movie?

Depp is his usual hugely annoying and smug self.

LOOOL. I wonder how he was smug when his character was all sweet and kind. And have you seen much of his movies to say his usual hugelbla bla bla? I don't remember him being annoying or smug in any movie! Do you mean hugely likable and charming?
The plot is stupid. The dialogue is pathetic. The acting is dire. A total turkey.

Blah blah bleh. NOBODY CARES about your idiotic opinion, It made a billion dollar and is one of the highest grossing movies of all the time. Oh and it also won 2 Oscars! The acting was great from all the cast. It's only your post that is dire.

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Did you actually see the movie?
LOOOL. I wonder how he was smug when his character was all sweet and kind. And have you seen much of his movies to say his usual hugelbla bla bla? I don't remember him being annoying or smug in any movie! Do you mean hugely likable and charming?



Blah blah bleh. NOBODY CARES about your idiotic opinion.

Those two Oscars you mentioned were for COSTUME AND ART DIRECTION. What a person is wearing doesn't fight the fact that the story of this film, and the pacing were absolutely awful. The break dancing was ridiculous, the characters were one dimensional, (except for Carter who is a mastermind anyway), and I could PULL SCENES from this film and from POTC where Depp is playing the exact same character. Want me to? It could be fuuuuun.

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NOBODY CARES about your idiotic opinion.

Is that why you responded to my opinion you idiotic tool? Is that why you felt the very need to adress me?
Those two Oscars you mentioned were for COSTUME AND ART DIRECTION.

Yes! One of them was for Art Direction which is an important part of filmmakig. It would not have been nominated for 3 Oscars if it was "horrible beyond belief".
the pacing were absolutely awful. The break dancing was ridiculous, the characters were one dimensional

Blah blah bleh. NOBODY CARES about your idiotic opinion.
I could PULL SCENES from this film and from POTC where Depp is playing the exact same character. Want me to? It could be fuuuuun.

LMAO no you couldn't, moron, his characters in both movies are completely different. He got great reviews and awards for both performances anyway so who gives a crap about what you think.


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"DIRE"?! ... "HORRIBLE"?! BEYOND BELIEF"?!

hmmm, what is the source of all this hysteria? I could picture these as statements made by american soldiers when liberating Auchwitz ... but this movie?

... beyond silly.

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lotzofcrap is just another troll hating on the movie without even seeing it. Don't give him the attention he desperately craves.


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So you didn't see Hellcats or Manos the Hands of Fate.

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I actually usually like Depp. But this is terrible beyond belief. I agree. Literally the worst film I've ever seen.

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The plot is stupid.



At least it HAS a plot. Personally I find the animated original to be boring and a little annoying.


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First, the Disney version is not the original. The original is a book entitled Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. There have been lots of adaptations both before and after the Disney animated classic.

Second, to bring sense to Alice in Wonderland is to destroy the essence of Alice in Wonderland. Alice in Wonderland is a little girl's dream of a world where nothing makes sense and everyone is nuts. I find it to be a heck of a lot of fun. Since you find it dull, perhaps nonsensical literature isn't your thing. That's fine. It's all a matter of taste. However, what this movie does is take a book whose essence is madness and make it rational. To remove nonsense from Alice in Wonderland would be akin to removing magic from Harry Potter.

And why they took the character of Alice and stripped her of everything that made her fun and interesting in the novel (her curiosity, her spunk, etc.) and made her into an emo brat who appeals to the Twitard crowd is beyond me.

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Yeah then she grew up.

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Great movie on all counts!!

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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It really was awful and like a parody of a crappy Tim Burton film - totally cringeworthy, It was one of the ugliest films I've seen as well, terrible film design and cinematography

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It was not a parody!

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don't forget it was incredibly boring. forgetful film.

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