100 Things We Learned From This Movie - The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008) Discussion

[–] erica_smith 16 years ago

1. It is normal to talk to strange, old men when you are in a foreign city.
2. The Indian Royal Family would approve of a future successor dating a black girl.
3. Choreographers can get movie roles without auditionning.
4. Producers also double as Casting Directors!
5. Casting Directors choose a movie's cast based on which actors their family members are dating!
6. Anytime the Cheetah Girls go to a foreign country, they get boyfriends!
7. When you are at "fancy" resturants it is okay to start singing and then inturupt everyones dinner by dancing around them

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[–] SVU14_1 16 years ago

7. It's perfectly normal for a member of a royal family (Indian or otherwise) to get a part time job as a tech support person.

8. Making the tech support guy Indian is not a stereotype at all...oh no...

9. It's perfectly normal to break into song and dance in a crowded restaurant...no one will ask you to shut up, sit down or threaten to call the police.

10. The Cheetah Girls must have an amazing call plan: their phones get service everywhere.

11. Instead of listing your (ex) boyfriend's name on your phone's contacts: you list him as "Spain".

This is kind of fun :)

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[–] EmmyMarin 16 years ago

12. If an elephant is looking at you, EVEN IF IT'S A STATUE, you are going to have good in the future.

13. When your wish comes true, it's absolutely okay to pollute a tree and not remove your wish string.

14. Everyone who goes to Holy gets free saris.

15. Every member of the Indian Royal Family owns a palace.

16. When construction is being done on a movie set, it's perfectly safe to have a dance off on the construction!

17. Dating a member of the Indian Royal Family, the director of a movie, or an actor makes it much easier to get the lead role in a movie.

18. It's fine for one of your band members to go to summer school and study music at acclaimed Cambridge University in England. However if another member wants to go to college prep or take on a summer job, it's unacceptable as they are abandoning band.

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[–] UltraSpeed360 16 years ago

19: friendship is better than being alone and unhappy

20: helping each other brings more success

21: making sure u wont forget which string u put on the tree since they all look the same and theres a lot of them all togethere.

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[–] SVU14_1 16 years ago

22. Let's not forget that if your wish doesn't come true complain to the random old guy who first told you about the wishes and the tree because he obviously will do something about it right?

23. The best way to sway a producer is to sing to him.

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[–] branenj001 16 years ago

It's perfectly normal to say at one point in the movie that it should be night time where tech guy is and then later on when meeting said tech guy act like he never told you where he was from, making what you said earlier make no sense.

So during dance me if you can, apprently either they had some american hip hop backup dances in case the cheetas needed them out there or some of the indian chicks changed clothes and picked up the dance moves really quickly so they could dance behind the cheetas.

That if you were eating in a nice indian restraunt and all of a sudden got a call to be in a bollywood movie, you wouldn't think that was kind of funny and think to yourself"What a coincidence'. Apparently you would never make the connection.

Apparently the girls think summers are HOT in new york even though Aqua is from Texas where the heat out there could cook them REALLY good lol

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[–] EmmyMarin 16 years ago

branenj001 - Please learn to number your post. I'LL DO IT FOR YOU THIS TIME.

24. It's perfectly normal to say at one point in the movie that it should be night time where tech guy is and then later on when meeting said tech guy act like he never told you where he was from, making what you said earlier make no sense.

25. So during dance me if you can, apprently either they had some american hip hop backup dances in case the cheetas needed them out there or some of the indian chicks changed clothes and picked up the dance moves really quickly so they could dance behind the cheetas.

26. That if you were eating in a nice indian restraunt and all of a sudden got a call to be in a bollywood movie, you wouldn't think that was kind of funny and think to yourself"What a coincidence'. Apparently you would never make the connection.

27. Apparently the girls think summers are HOT in new york even though Aqua is from Texas where the heat out there could cook them REALLY good lol

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[–] mrjgman 16 years ago

*Best friends and leaders from the past don't really matter. Just act like they were never there.

*Everything is fast and predictable

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[–] Eternal_Sunshine93 16 years ago

30. Singing the same song will help everyone make up again.

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[–] Jia-Di 16 years ago

31)its ok to say yes to the first person that comes to you and asks you to fly around the world

Setsuna ~absolute angel~(The moment of dreams)

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[–] Racetracks_Main_Girl 16 years ago

32. If your uncle is a movie maker, he'll be a jerk when you want to be one.

Dear me! What is that unpleasant aroma? I fear the sewer may have backed up during the night.

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[–] branenj001 16 years ago

33. Galleria must not be that important, since none of them bothered to call her and tell her about the movie or that they were going to India. Guess they are not that "Cheetah" Close.

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[–] nikigrl777 16 years ago

34. it is more important to fly around the world and become famous than to go to college and pursue a higher education.

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[–] fireatwill1605 16 years ago

35. When you're randomly singing and dancing in either A) a dance studio or b) a crowded restaurant, you can easily change your location, clothes and/or footwear and be in an entirely new location in a flash of a white bright light as the song continues.

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[–] Gerry17 16 years ago

31. Its perfectly acceptable to only know a guy by his online user name and totally believe he is a tech wizard. Its ok for a disney movie to teach impressionable young girls that internet dating is ok.

32. Furthermore, it is perfectly acceptable to accept that your online boyfriend was lying about being in the USA because he felt more American than Indian, and actually lives in India. Its not got a creepy vibe at all.

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[–] sportygirl91-1 16 years ago

33.) apparently, if you make a wish that your band goes big, and your best friend wishes that it "stayed the same", your wishes cancel each other out.

34.) as long as you can sing, there's no need to talk fights out. that one song also makes you decide to quit a movie that could make you rich & famous.

(honestly, who would quit?)

Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!
Charmed <3

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[–] RAMLia08 16 years ago

36) three completly different guys can start to sing and somehow have the same singing voice...

37) you wont be at all suspicious of your best friends online american boyfriend, who turns out to be an Indian Prince.....who looks like a child when he is with her....

and im sory but who would let there just graduated 17 or 18 year old go across the world with 2 of thier girlfriends....um... have they not seen hostile...

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[–] princess39121 16 years ago

38) Two people who snort and are clumsy are meant to be together

39) Dorinda needs to listen to her own advice

40) Even though you turned down a starring role in a film, you and your 2 bestfriends will automatically be cast and have a song revolving around the 3 of you

41) Nobody can sing like Chanel, dance like Dorinda or act like Aqua

I don't own emotions....I RENT!

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[–] branenj001 16 years ago

42) Aqua is apparently really good at acting, even though we have no prior knowledge of her acting or being in any plays

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[–] craziek724 16 years ago

43- Saying the word Cheetah every five minutes will make you more of a Cheetah girl.

44- Many Indian people have American accents

45- Every time we have an argument, we must change into tight fitting clothes, meet back up and sing about how we are upset at the other person.

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[–] quelyn08 16 years ago

46- It is ok to wear jackets, coats, knee high boots and jeans while complaining about the heat in India

47-one can audition for a movie, fly to india, cancel teaching a summer dance class, and drop out of a college prep class in one night

48-it doesnt matter what you want to do if your "pretty" friend wants to use you in her life plans

49- lip singing, like weight lifting, is a skill you must continually practice

50-as long as you add cheetah as either a prefix or suffix any word is cool

51-you have to wear cheetah pajamas in order to be in the cheetah girls

52-if disney hypes up a movie for the whole summer it is bound to disappoint you

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[–] sportygirl91-1 16 years ago

lmfao at numbere 45. that's gotta be the best one.

Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!
Charmed <3

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[–] xojenxox 16 years ago

53: After singing dance me if you can you become best friends with someone who just 2 minutes ago said you couldnt dance

54: Even if you go to summer school you will go to a good college

55: The tech guy will call you and know your name

56: Even if you didnt make the movie your gonna have a whole song in it revolving around you

57: Aqua is a good actress even though she didnt act once in the other two movies

58: Its ok to have your ex boyfriend listed as a country

59: You arent talking to each other but you prepared an audition number together

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[–] red_fury_10 16 years ago

60. If somebody calls u and tells u they are watching the sun set it not only means they are in the same time zone but in exactly the same spot watching the same thing cause only one place in a city in the whole world can watch the sunset at the same time

"You’ll never take me to hell, Pavayne! Well, that’s just something I say when, uh, it gets dark."

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[–] bigrob53014 16 years ago

68. if you walk in the middle of the street during some sort of festival, you wont be trampled by hundreds of people..even if ur singing a song with ur two lovers and watching them and not where ur going

69. staues CAN stare at you..i knew i wasnt crazy..

70. there is a place called "us"

71. old men hit random girls with some sort of giant leaf..

72. u should stay away from old men with giant leafs

73. if someone leaves ur group, its THEIR fault u cant get an agent, not yours

74. if you sing a song in a restaurant, a weird robot voice will come from nowhere and sing with you =]

75. NEVER trust robot voices you dont know =]

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[–] mzcocoab 15 years ago

31. The Cheetah Girls suck without Raven.

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[–] bigrob53014 16 years ago

hahaha

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[–] TamedTempest 15 years ago

"10. The Cheetah Girls must have an amazing call plan: their phones get service everywhere. "

They've got Verizon, they're good!

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[–] awakensthesoul 16 years ago

61. If your relationship fails, it's okay to tell every other possible couple in the world that theirs is doomed too, even if it hasnt picked up yet.

62. It's okay to never call the person who originally kept the band together.

63. Chanele should always wear something that always looks 100 times better than what Aqua and Dorinda are wearing.

64. It's okay that Chanel's mother didnt give a cheetah about the girls doing something this time around. Or that Dorinda's adoptive mother doesnt care either and that better yet, Aqua doesnt seem to have parents.

*How many did you love before me?
None
*And after me?
None

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[–] joannaxd 16 years ago

65. The most famous Indian celebrity actor has never been kissed.
66. Indian movies are in English.
67. Old men sit by trees 24/7 telling people to pollute a tree.
68. If your two best friends didn't make the same exact wish as you, you have permission to get really pissed at them.

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[–] relentless26 16 years ago

69. Chanele can complain about Raven being bossy and trying to take the leader role when she is almost more bossy and gets a part in the movie all by herself.

70. Auqa can change from being really mean and almost dumb to having a brain and studying all the time, being very meak, almost nerdy.

71. Chanele is the best singer when they all have simialar vioces

72. Auqa is dating the Royal Prince when he looks like he could be in high school still

73. If you go to spain with your friends to make a movie and one broke up with a Spain boyfriend, you all but her have to get a Indian boyfriend.

74. Nothing but saying cheetah a lot of times or dressing in print pajama's makes really describes being a cheetah girl.

75. When you are 17 and a cheetah girl, even if you have a foster mom, or even if you only have a mom, you can afford long trips to different parts of the world and wear really expensive clothes

76. If you are sad about something you walk side by side with your friends through a parade and sing about it.

78. Even if you turn down a movie role, you still get to be in it and so do your friends. AND the choreography you sugested to be the star is able to play the starring role

79. If you are a cheetah and go to a different country you cant just date someone normal, it has to be a prince, or son of money, actor, or even a film maker.

80. No matter where the cheetah girls are in the world people can always talk english to them

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[–] Oreoliciousbabe9 16 years ago

81. When you see a cardboard cutout of an Indian star you automatically assume it is really him.

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[–] SevenKal-ElGuiry 16 years ago

82. Raven will not be in this movie b\c shes the size of a REAL woman,

83, Raven will not be in this movie b\c she can actualy ACT

84. b\c she can actualy SING

85- she has real boobs

86. shes actualy black

87. i'm just making things up now. HAHA

I KNOW 2 things that are clear.I'm a great sinner,Christ is a great Savior.

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[–] CaitlinCouture 16 years ago

83. It's normal to get in fights with Indian woman and combine dancing styles.
84. It's normal to burst out into song ever 5 minutes.
85. If something is good, it's CHEETAHLICIOUS.
86. Indians can totally fake American accents over the phone by watching lots of tv.
87. Magically meeting your tech support guy in another country isn't creepy at all.
88. If you see a sunset, you MUST be in the EXACT same spot as someone else.
89. All elephants stare at people.

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[–] vangellv 16 years ago

90. The movie can be perfectly made without any rehearsals ONLY when the Cheetah girl's problems are solved
91. You can stand in your balcony and sing "there's no place like us" on top of your lungs and no one complains about it.
92. All Indian boys that Cheetah girls meet are automatically good looking and Americanized.
93. Chanel will always get the best looking guy, the lead or the best part, the best clothes, and always be placed in the middle....you other Cheetah girls should just be greatful.
94. You can go to a foreign country and not mentioned or call your family
95. Apparently you can go make a bollywood film with 3 out of the four original band members and not even call the other, mentioned her, and still be a cheetah girl...
96. After Uncle says there is no budget for 3 girls, they will still be included in the film.
97. Your new forgein techsupport royal boyfriend's mother will automatically accept you.
98. Strangers ACTUALLY care that your dreams aren't coming true.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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[–] AngieeeBabayy 16 years ago

99. ] Apparently when you go to India, almost all people you meet will speak english, even in a country where ITS NOT COMMON.

1oo. ] Apparently you can have one movie where you go to spain and have it named "Cheetah Girls Go to Spain", and then when you go to India, you have the title be "One World"

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[–] cutetiff10 15 years ago

I know it's over 100 but:

101. As long as they're from India and are also watching the sunset the same time you are, it is perfectly okay to go off alone with a stranger

102. Give your best friends alone time with a stanger because they are their internet match

103. Hurry up and inform everyone of the whereabouts of your 4th band mate to rule out confusion for the rest of the movie

104. Everyone in India picks up choreography and songs VERY quickly

105. If you are a Cheetah Girl you always have back up dancers handy

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[–] fifimom 14 years ago

106. ANY word, probably even something like murder, sounds great with cheetah before or after it.

107. It's okay to have your lead singer quit for college and then you completely ignore her after even though supposubly she is still a Cheetah.

108. It's also ok for said leader who quit to go to summer school and still make it into a good college.

109. It is so not creepy that your online boyfriend "kevin347" pretended to be american and then you meet him in India and find out he's a prince. Then you stay in his house/castle. Definitely not creepy, not at all.

110. Singing a song together makes everything ok.

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[–] Blondfashionisto 13 years ago

This thread is really funny! Very creative posts here...

‘Six inches is perfectly adequate; more is vulgar!' (Prime of Miss Jean Brodie Re: An open window).

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[–] Angelpi92 12 years ago

111. This movie sucked

Maddie: London, sit down!
London: In this dress? I don't think so!

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