Worst Wide Release Opening Box Office Ever
According to Box Office Mojo, this made $135,000 in 750 theaters over the weekend, resulting in an abysmal $180 theater average.
This is the worst opening for a wide release movie ever.
I'd never even heard of this, never once seen an advertisement or anything, so I'm not surprised this flopped so badly. I'm surprised it got a wide release. I watched the trailer on YouTube, and it actually looks like a comedy, even though it's not. This looks horrible.
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!