I'm Canadian...I'm sorry I'd to say something, somebody should!
The whole time I was watching the trailer for this film I kept thinking when is there going to be a scratch effect or a punch line that would turn this into the real trailer for some comedy and reveal this whole thing as a joke. As the trailer neared the end I couldn't believe it was serious, I thought this was like "Epic Movie" or "Disaster Movie" or something...
JESUS FUC KING CHRIST AMERICANS ARE FULL OF *beep* WHAT *beep* POLITICIAN PAID FOR THIS PIECE OF *beep* TO BE MADE. IS THERE SOME HUGE WAR OR SOMETHING THAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE AND THIS IS THE DISTRACTION FOR THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, WHO IS CONSTANTLY BEING FED WHATEVER *beep* THEIR GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO FEED THEM. HAS AMERICA LOST SO MUCH OF ITS VALUE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO WASTE MONEY MAKING A FILM TO SHOW AMERICANS THEY SHOULD BE PROUD AMERICANS, WHY CAN'T THEY LEARN THIS IN THEIR SCHOOLS, WHY THE *beep* DO PEOPLE LIKE ME,A PROUD CANADIAN, WHO BY THE WAY, DOESN'T NEED A *beep* MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE TO REMIND ME I'M A PROUD CANADIAN, HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO SUCH *beep* HILARIOUS *beep* I'LL NEVER GET BACK THE 2 MINS I SPENT WATCHING THAT TRAILER. I CAN'T GET OVER IT, IT WAS LIKE AN AD FOR THE U.S. ARMY, I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA SAY BE ALL YOU CAN BE AT THE END JESUS FU CKING CHRIST THE FLASHY WORDS FLYING OVER THE GRAND CANYON MADE IT EVEN WORSE, I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SHOW TOM CRUISE THROWING AWAY A PAIR OF EXPLODING SUNGLASSES. THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT OTHER GAY MOVIE OUT, THE ONE THAT HAS SOME GUY DRESSED UP AS MICHAEL MOORE, I WONDER IF ITS EVEN POSSIBLE THAT MOVIE WASN'T PRODUCED BY REPUBLICANS, JESUS I'M STARTING TO HATE AMERICA.