Elina is such a Bull-sh!tter

First off, I'm not a fan.
Secondly, Elina is such a b!tch. She's a two-faced, cackling b!tch. Here's why:

On the DVD extras for 'Magic of the Rainbow', there are games designed for five year olds, and there's one where you must complete a series of fairly un-sophisticated tasks in order to explore Atlantis, and as such, you must complete these tasks using your DVD remote. Well, one of these games requires you to uncover some flower petals to find the guards, and hopefully find no guards and continue the game undetected (which conviently leads you back to the Crystal Palace.) but through venturing the city of Atlantis, you're eventually confronted by a menacing bubble-wall. These bubbles contain arrows inside them in which direct you to the arrow keys that you must press to gain passage. But b!tch-face Barbie will not let me pass!!! No matter how hard I try, she will not let me proceed the fvcking bubble wall!!!

Many members of my family have tried and failed, to defeat Barbie's b!tch-to-beat bubble butt barrier. We've even tried doing it on the Laptop. Nothing works, not even pressing the opposite buttons.
She merely replies with, 'We couldn't past the Bubbles this time, but I'm sure if you try again, you'll do great!' *beep* parrot, mother-fvcking two-faced crack whore!

BUT- What do you think? Now, crush me with your rebuttles!!